i am a cool kid, ****** oath but i say this cause it shows you my cool side


****** oathe I am a cool kid
Your a yeah mate yeah kid
You do everything yeah mate yeah
I am the coolest dude in Canberra
I give to charities that reach my heart
I enjoy living my life
Loving every aspect of it
Saying ****** oathe
I am a cool kid you are a yeah mate yeah kid
You are a little baby kid
You study hard to do what you want
And help a lot of people
Like going overseas to visit
Third world countries
To learn how lucky Australia is
You see we help each other
Watch great sports
Explore great countryside
And ski our great snowy mountains
And see the animals in our great zoos
****** oathe I am a cool kid
Your a yeah mate yeah kid
You do things yeah mate yeah my friend
I want to say to you that teasing is nothing but it can hurt the feelings
Of many people
Bullying is worst
It can physically and emotionally scar
People forever
Only cowards tease and bully
And we need to put a stop to it
****** oathe I am a cool kid you are a yeah mate yeah kid
I don’t hang out with loser mates no more
You see mates who believe they are
Better than other people
Are losers to me
I am a cool kid your a yeah mate yeah kid Jewish messiah people are just
Plain losers losers losers to me

I am not a fine bully
I don’t like bullying anyway
I can just imagine how dolly
Would be feeling if she was alive
I believe she is still around
But that is just a belief of mine
I feel sorry for that wonderful kid
You see people get jealous of
Everything about you
So they will jump on the computer
And start cyber bullying you
And make people doubt their
Existence on this earth
You see I am not a fine bully
Because I know it is not fun
Bullies become jealous of you
Because of the way your family treat you
It is mighty wrong to bully
You see it happened to me too
But I don’t want to let that stop me
Of loving life on this earth
I hear a lot of past bullies
Messing with my head
Saying to me, I am too cool to go to bed
Because going to bed means
I am maturing into the man I am today
But people want to tease and bully me, I find it ****** hard
But I love my life too much to
Let these bullies worry me
I don’t want to take my life
Cause as I said I love my life too much
For that kind of crap
I am not a fine bully
I don’t want to take my life
I don’t want to let bullies
Get underneath my skin
I say goodbye to dolly
I felt sorry for her
She deserves better than
Cowardly bullies bothering her
So as she enters her next life
I hope she can be protected
Athena will promise to look after her
So if she gets a negative comment
On social media
To just ignore it like I do
Enjoy your next life dolly
I hope this next life won’t be cut short
Like your last one was
I am not a fine bully
Because bullies are cowards yeah

Today is Monday today is Monday
Monday is pork chop night
As Homer Simpson would say
Tuesday is hot dogs
As Homer Simpson would say
Wednesday is pizza night
As Homer Simpson would say
Thursday is just beer
As Homer Simpson would say
Friday is pasta night
As Homer Simpson would say
Saturday is burger night
As Homer Simpson would say
Sunday is bacon and eggs
As Homer Simpson would say
Everybody happy
If you don’t copy Homer you will
Nobody on earth wants to be like Homer anyway
As each night you eat these foods
And park yourself down on the couch
You will look smell and act like Homer
And will you be happy
My ****** oathe you won’t

I am not a crazy person mate
Ever in my life
I like having fun with everyone
It doesn’t matter if they are rich or poor
I want to have fun yes I do
Crazy people say I ain’t cool
I personally I call myself
The coolest dude in Canberra
I want to go out to shows
And really have fun
I have to do well at that
To keep my mojo in tact
You see I ain’t a crazy person
No I am not
When people say I am
I say I’m not
I like footy I like music too
I like watching dramas yes I do
I hate begging on the street
Like a crazy person does
But sometimes I give money
If they really am suffering yeah
But sometimes the beggars
Are just feeding their addictions
Which makes me think I am a crazy person
If I give them some cash
Cause I ain’t a crazy person mate
Ever in my life
If I be a crazy dude
I will get into strife
I should be normal mate
Don’t think of being crazy
It makes me just a tad fucken lazy
I am not a crazy person mate
Ever ever ever mate
I am no crazy person no
I like having fun
Crazy crazy crazy for being a ****
But I know people put labels
On everyone they meet
But if you must label me
Make sure it isn’t ****** crazy
No I am not crazy never never never
I am normal if there is any such word

Feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day
Yes have a nice day
Give me money
So I can buy a pack of smokes
And give me money to buy myself
A case of beer dude
You need to feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day
I want to eat junk food
I want to smoke like I am a chimney
I know there are people in third countries but who cares
Just care for me
Feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day, mate
I just want to ask for money
Like you are a walking atm
You see you should give me money
So my addiction is fed
I look like to people on the street
Like I am big ted
Feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day
Give me money for smokes and beer
So I can have my solitude
That is important very important
To give me what I want
Feed my addiction
Give me money right now buddy
To feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a have a have a really nice day

This isn’t about me personally
It is about beggars on the street
They ask for money every day
Which can be annoying especially
When it is just to feed their addiction
For beer or smokes

Schizophrenia schitzophrenia
You are a schitzo schitzo schitzo dude
You are a bit mental
And you have no brains mate
You are a schitzo dude oh yeah
You need to beg to have a better life
But personally you could run into strife
It is a desease that can make
Me feel sorry for them
Some people can be better people on their own
But schizophrenics have to have their meds to be better
And I feel really sorry for them
Because it can be a struggle really mate it is
The rich calls them schitzos
Big schitzos as they are having problems yeah
Because most of the time
When they were kids
They were as normal as pie
But overall most schitzos
Fall apart at 20
And that is a mighty real shame
When I was a kid I played basketball
I was in the school concert
I watched the footy with mates
And I was a bowler too
And then I fell apart
Like getting in trouble with the law
And my head was trying to push me down like people started to tease me
My mates didn’t want me around
I had to hang around in the city
And at the mall
I just needed a mate to hang with
But I was a schitzo
I went back to bowling
Playing better than as a child
Making me feel great oh yeah
But in other ways I was learning
More about mental health
In the wrong way
I was getting dillusions
Which made me do what I didn’t want to do
And sometimes I can’t get my youth back
I needed to grow up
And get my mind out of the gutter
And move on to being the best version of myself
But all the jobs I want are impossible for me to get because I am a schitzo
I want to make a difference
I want to come out of my shell
I am certainly not shy
The word the cosmos gives me
If I want to move on is a ****** schitzo
Everything is moving away from me
And my past is coming back to haunt me
I don’t want to be a schitzo I want to be the best version of myself
I want to be a warrior in my life
It is better than being a negative schitzo
Please I need to see people
Act like I am a changed man
No mored dillusions for me mate
No more dillusions ever
Call me cool getting the better of my illness

this is my late father
he was a good man
and here he is bringing all the children
who died from child abuse
up to a cosmic party in saturn club rings
i know their families didn't want them to die
but unfortunately they did
and my dad who helped a lot of children on earth
brings these children
to saturn club rings
to show them a groovy cool party for the children to enjoy
there is a big dinosaur behind them
but he means no harm
he wants to keep the cool in these children
so they wouldn't be so scared to reincarnate into future lives
dad died in the swimming pool and now he is having
a wow of a time as Betty Campbell
and dying the way he did, dad didn't really want
to die back then
but he did, and just then he organised a children's cosmic
party on Saturn
he is doing it to show that just because he is dead
he won't stop helping children regain their way
but now he does it religiously

here is a song dad is leading with the children
care for kids oh yeah dudes
find a minute to spare for kids oh yeah
if they have problems with other adults lend them your ear
and listen up to what they want to say
care for kids
don't abuse or do harm to kids
because kids deserve to live life just as me
oh kids, they want to party, say 'awesome'
and have fun with their friends
oh kids, people want to get closer
just say to those people just back off
or you will have serious problems with the authorities yeah
and that doesn't sound like fun
care for kids
my dad on earth is just a 4 year old girl
but she has the right to express herself
anyway she wants oh yeah
don't give her strife leave her be to be the person she wants
oh kids, just let dad be the great man up there
looking after the kids
like he was the good man down here, doing the same thing
oh kids, just let them do what they want within reason
and let them have fun within reason
yes, party all night
dad looked after me and my brother too, he spanked us when we were naughty but overall he looked after us
dad was great