Sudafed for my clogged up head
If symptoms get worst
You go to bed
And let Athena help you
Get rid of your runny nose
And sinus yeah
So if you want to look normal
Like everyone does
Take a Sudafed to clear your head
Get rid of runny nose
Get rid of sinus
Make sure your snot
Doesn’t fall into your food
Make sure you take a Sudafed
Every 4 hours of the day
Yes yes yes it gives you the
Chance to socialise right
Taking a Sudafed for my stuffed
Up head and if symptoms get worst
You head of to bed
And Athena could be your doctor
Operating on calming down the mucus
So you can be really cool
I want to be cool taking a
Sudafed for my clogged up head
And when I go to bed I
Feel really calm

Today I went back to bowling after 2 weeks off and, mate I scored a beautiful 212 game in the first game with 6 strikes and the rest of the frames being spares
No open frames in my first game and the second game was lower but still a great score of 173 with 4 strikes and 3 spares and, mate that was a good score
And that is where the strikes ended for the day when I bowled my last score of 126 which was no strikes and 4 spares
A bit more dismal than the other two scores but I made a series total of 511 which is radically awesome, dudes the best series total from me since I came back to bowling this year and we are sitting on 5 th of the ladder also which is awesome

Here is a poem

Awesome day awesome day
At Belconnen bowling alley in the winter
I scored well but I dropped down
As the games went by
In the winter
I didn’t let the cold bother me
I didn’t even need a cup of tea
To warm me up yes, to warm me up
At Belconnen bowling alley in the winter
212 and 173 and 126 oh yeah
Making the series a whopping score
Of 511 oh yeah it was rad it was rad
The best score of the year
My second 200 of the year
Totally awesome no matter what you think
Yes it was an awesome day, yeah
At the bowling alley in the winter
Ooooooh yeaaaaaah

Frame by frame scores
First game

1.     X.           29

2.     X.           49

3.   9 /.            69

4.      X.            89

5.     9 /.          106

6.      7 /.          125

7.       9 /.          143

8.       8 /           162

9.        9 /.          182

10.     X X X.       212
Total.                   212


Second game

1.         6 -              6

2.           X.           36

3.            X.           63

4.            X.            81

5.          7 1.            89

6.          8 /.           108

7.           9 /.           128

8.             X.           148

9.            8 /.           165

10.           7 1.           173
Total.                        173

Third game

1.             8 1.               9

2.             7 2.             18

3.              6 /.             37

4.               9 /.             56

5.                9 -             65

6.                7 /.              81

7.                 6 3.             90

8.                  7 2.             99

9.                   8 -            107

10.               6 / 9.            126
Total.                                126

Series total.                      511
Totally radical dude

Daniel Daniel Daniel
Is a crazy person yeah
Daniel Daniel Daniel
The craziest dude on earth
He doesn’t have ***
Because of a ***** problem
He says he is the messiah
Which is a load of crap
Daniel Daniel Daniel
Is a crazy person yeah
He is crazy very very crazy
He thinks he is the best
I think Daniel Daniel
Is crazy to the core
He complains about Aussies
He complains about the rich
He complains about life line
Thinking they are ****
He thinks people are doing things
With his food what a bunch of crap
He thinks teenagers are laughing at him when they are not
Daniel Daniel Daniel
Is a crazy person yes
Daniel Daniel Daniel
Crazy to the core
He needed me to stop him from getting angry and that for me
Is a big responsibility
But my mate Daniel
Thinks he is different to all the
Other mentally ill people
When his thoughts are the same
What a crazy person that Daniel is

Hey Barty it is good you won the French open wasn’t it

You see she was just a girl from Ipswich town in the state of Queensland and when she picked up a racket from an early age
I always thought she had it in her blood yeah
You see despite letting her opposition in she still came out on top and the pressure she gave her opposition a headache she was very very good
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Oh yeah come on
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Ooooooh yeah c’mon
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
She left tennis to play big bash cricket
For the Brisbane heat yeah
But soon after she got back into the game she loves which is the game of tennis
You see she will deliver an ace
And shock the opposition so bad yeah
Then she will play hit hit games
Right till the end till the point is hers
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Oh yeah come on
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Ooooooh yeah c’mon
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
As we cheer for Barty
Our voices are losing
And all that is fine
Because for the simple reason
She isn’t losing
She has the right mind for winning
Everyone who likes tennis
Will be celebrating her win with alcohol
Whether it is beer or wine or ***** or scotch or something a hell of a lot stronger
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
Congratulations Ashley Barty
For winning the 2019 French open tennis

Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies night live snd this is going to be an exciting match against the might of the NSW Waratahs where if the brumbies win a bonus point and win they will be on top of the Australian conference and now here is Tom with a jingle

Jingle jangle party on
Go the brumbies go brumbies go
We need to win this exciting match
To be the best in Australia yeah
Come on brumbies
Come on brumbies
Win win win
Put the pressure on the Waratahs
Keep them down
Come on brumbies
Let’s cheer them on
Come on brumbies
Party on
Jingle jangle jingle jangle
Party on brumbies beat the tahs

Thank you Tom and now here is Peter

Row row row the ball
Up and down the field
Beat the tahs beat the tahs
Come on brumbies
Row row row the ball
And we will cheer them on
Go the mighty brumbies
Be the best in Australia

Thanks Peter and now here is the match go brumbies beat the tahs

Hi everyone and what a great lead the mighty brumbies have got at the half time break the score is brumbies 28 NSW 3 and it looks like the brumbies have what it takes to be the best in Australia in 2019 and here is Harry with his jingle

Go the brumbies go the brumbies
Go the mighty brumbies mate
We are up by 25 points
Go the brumbies yeseree
We need to win this match my friend
To be the best in oz
And despite those 3 points from Waratahs being the first points
Nothing can drag ACT down
All we need to do is this
Play the best we could
Keep the tahs under pressure mate
Forever que Sara Sara
Go the brumbies kick some ******* ***
Go the brumbies show some ******* class and keep the tahs from scoring
Go brumbies go
Win tonight at bank west

Thank you Harry and now here is Jeanette with her jingle

They said we will never make it
At the start of the year
But we stuck it out all guns blazing
And put pressure on the tahs
You say we are piling pressure on them
Leading 28 to 3
And hopefully we will keep this lead
Go the mighty brumbies
Go the mighty team
Fight hard to make us keep
The lead so it is good for us
Go brumbies go

Thanks Jeanette and now over to the second half go brumbies

Hi everyone and what a win for the brumbies over the Waratahs 35 points to 24 and despite the last try and conversion being from the Waratahs the brumbies still won the Australian conference and now here is Yvonne with her jingle

Go the brumbies
Come on brumbies
We won this great match
It was a great finish for the tahs yeah
But the brumbies played so well
To keep themselves still in the hunt
What a great win
You see the better team won
Oh yeah bow bow
Go the brumbies team
The tahs played alright
But we were the better team
It will ****** seem
Go the brumbies

Thanks Yvonne and now here is ken with his jingle

I am a jingle jangle brumby
With a flippy floppy hat
We scored a great number of points
And showed the tahs who is boss
I am a happy go lucky brumby team
Happier than the other team
We will fight pile on the pressure
Yes yes yes
Jingle jangle brumby playing so well
Better than the other Aussie’s
Playing today
Go brumbies

Thank you ken and this match was a beauty of a match and now here is Joel with a jingle

Waratahs are losers losers losers
Waratahs are losers in the best version of the word
The brumbies played too good too good too good
The brumbies played too good
Too good oh yeah
Yes we will go further further further
Hopefully we will go further
But it might be ****** hard
Waratahs are losers losers losers
They are mighty losers
In the best version of the word
Go brumbies

Thank you Joel and I know it is great to see the brumbies win but the tahs played alright but just weren’t good enough and now we draw the final curtain go brumbies

And now we draw the final curtain
The brumbies won oh yeah
The Waratahs weren’t good enough
But who cares about that
The brumbies are the champions yes they are the champions of the Comp
Go the mighty brumbies go

Australia is the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
Australia is the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
The luckiest country
Compared to the Middle East
And I know Australians live in poverty
But we have beaches and footy mate
We also have events to bring the families in
To enjoy this wonderful country
Lucky, yes we are
We have loads of helpers
That look after the poor
We also have people
Who show our great bushland
To walk around and explore
Yes we are the lucky country
Compared to the Middle East
We do have our problems
Like a lot of people do
We enjoy the party people
Because we need to have fun
Yes we do oh yeah
We have great tv from our many stations
We bring what we don’t have on tv
To the radio
Because Australia is the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
We play carols all over the country
And at the carols we collect money
To give to many charities
We go for walks and runs
And that is what we do for fun
And we march every Anzac Day
To honour Australia’s diggers
YouTube keeps the people in touch
Of this great big world
Because Australia really cares for
Other countries and that is why we are the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Lucky yes oh yeah

Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies arvo live and today we play the might of the sun wolves who at the end of the year will be out of the contest and first of all here is Timmy with a jingle

Brumbies go up
Subwolves go down
Brumbies will fight them
To the ground
You put your right leg in
And the opposition puts it out
You speed up around
And you have some fun
Brumbies are the best team
Of the year
Go the mighty brumbies
Dr brumby brumby number 1
We will fight the opp out of the ground
We will punch em till they are suffer yeah
Dr brumby is the best

Thank you Timmy and here is Daniel

Go the mighty brumbies
Beat the sun wolves yeah
You must beat em fight em
Knock them down
The brumbies will win hands down
I have been a brumbies fan
All my ****** life
I go for them and cheer for them
Just me and my wife

Thank you Daniel
And now to the first half of the brumbies and the sun wolves

Ok welcome back and the brumbies are leading the sun wolves 21 to 12 at half time and it is a very good match for the city of Canberra the best city in Australia and now here Kenny brumby

Go the brumbies we are winning
We are fighting but never sinning
We are showing the sun wolves
Who is boss
Ross dosh and a Mess *** fish
Go the mighty brumby team
Win this match win it well win it good
Be like dean the mighty hood
With his ways to win this match overall you are quite a catch
Brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
Fight for the brumbies 1 2 3
Gooooo brumbies

Thank you Kenny brumby and now here is Brian with his jingle
Cheer for the brumbies
Leading 21 to 12
Cheer over all their enemies
Nasty little elf
Come on brumbies
Keep this good performance up
Fill me fill yourself right ****** up
Beat the sun wolves they won’t know
What hit em
Come on brumbies fight em fight em
Fight em
To the ground and make this match
A loser for them
Make sure we become best in oz oh yeah
Goooooo brumbies gooooooo

Thank you Brian and now here is another jingle from Barry and Chris

Yo we live in the ACT
Yo and we cheer for the brumbies
Yo everyone cheers for our team
Yo we play like a strong machine
Yo sitting here enjoying brumbies
Beating the sun wolves
Yo yes it is fun cheering them on
Yo go the mighty brumbies team
Yo play the second like the first
It would be good

Thank you Barry and Chris and now off to the second half
Go brumbies

Welcome back and what a great win for the brumbies 42-19 over the sun wolves and I can guarantee to you it was a top match and here is Peter with his victory Chant

Go the brumbies
Kick some ***
Go the mighty brumbies
Show some class
We beat em up in Tokyo
Go the brumbies team
The brumbies are the best around
We will fight em through this town
Carn the brumbies
Show some class
The ACT pride with the brumbies team
Go the brumbies carn the best
Put those sunwolves to the test
Carn the brumbies
Come on win it
Micheal finnegan begin again
Go brumbies well done

Thank you Peter and here is olive
With her jingle

Brumbies brumbies
We are the brumbies
We won so easily
Brumbies brumbies
We are the brumbies
Yes we are the best
We will knock the sun wolves
Out of whack
Cause their slack
Yes they are
Carn the brumbies win this match
Well done well done brumbies team
Go brumbies go brumbies
We are the greatest in the land
We will meet the tahs next week
Yes we will
Will we win will we win
Well we won today in Tokyo
Yes the brumbies are the best

Thank you olive and now here is the end their ain’t no more till the tahs
Next week final curtain to this match will be drawn

As we draw the final curtain
Go the brumbies oh yeseree
We won 42 to 19
Sun wolves are fading fastly
And there is nothing for them next year
As they say goodbye to the super rugby mate
The brumbies will be there again
Go the brumbies