Those fabricators
though today we just
say, digital creators.

My masterpiece
took pride of place
on the mantlepiece,
an ashtray carved from
balsa wood.

School was good for nothing but teaching
and the teachers were good for nothing at all.

however woodwork was God's work
whereas metalwork was in a
class of its own.

There are always mysteries to find
on the mountains of the moon
or in the backyard of your mind
look and you shall find.

We don't have to travel
on the inward arm of a spiral
because
everything is here to see on the
outside looking in on me.

The doctor said he'll operate
and
tells the nurse to intubate.
if this asylum is to be my fate
I'm going to go with BUPA.

The washing machine went on the blink
I think the problem is drainage,

it's probably a block somewhere
or it could be a sock
slowly drowning,

I'm calling the plumber in

because
I'm pretty useless
when it comes to these
new-fangled things.

This being the twenty-fifth day of greatness
in the well-being of our oneness,
and we woke up late.

Expect as always that something's afoot.

They deny what we rely on
the **** crows thrice
that's one more than twice
which is more than we can take.

I make this up you know
and if you didn't know
you do now.

On and offline
more often
than a drunken
tightrope walker.

Change the climate
take man back to primate
let them swing in the trees
**** were they please
eat figs and greenery
grow with the scenery
drink from the lakes
and
chew on bananas and dates
or
stop burning coal
just dig a big hole
and bury your heads
in the sand.

Heavy headed?

it's the morning
you haven't
put on weight.