One day
'On This Day'
I'll see something
that I remember.

Thanks, Facebook.

Time speeds up at the weekend or whenever you're at a loose end and it goes very slowly when you're working.
I'm working on the system which has us all believing that foundations would be falling if we changed the status quo.
I'm told that I must **** it up because I'll only *** things up if I rock the boat.

Well
smack me with a kipper's tail If I do it and I fail
it's all a learning curve.

'People you may know'
because
Facebook says so.

*** 'em
I don't know them

I'm
sour tonight,
been out for too long
the smile fell off my face
and
I couldn't put it back on.

I say it's churlish of me
She says,
it's a bit girlish of you,
who
do I believe?

Corned beef hash and crusty bread fresh from the oven,
not that supermarket tripe they pass off as the genuine article but the real stuff that Mum made, not forgetting the lemonade which she didn't make but tasted just as good,
we were poor but we always had a full belly, usually full of wind after all that fizzy.

On the 5th day when it was raining, he decided to put off going to work and anyway, he had to think of how to lay out the garden.
Secondly what name could he give it that would live on?
So he had a *** or two ( Katie's Mountain Dew) wasn't available and sat back.

Later
when he realised that someone was needed to water the plants he created Madam but being slightly drunk he'd created an Adam instead, a thought then occurred, I'd better give him a bird (it seems he'd jumped ahead to the sixties ) and as it was evening time he created and called her Eve,

so that's how it began, a man a woman and a garden which needed seeding,
the first thing for Adam was to build a den for when Eve got riled up and kicked him out of the marital bed and when that happened he'd have somewhere to go,

on the fifth day, the fifth letter of the alphabet was created,
E, and as Adam was in his den the creator decided to call the garden Eden,

warped sense of humour if you ask me.

If it never happened to you
be thankful
because there's a world of pain out there.

To get through it
some count the cracks in the sidewalk
some count how many red cars they can see
some like me live life in solitary,
or I did
but it all crowds in again,

I pressed escape on the Dell
and it didn't work
I'm still here,
daren't press full stop because
that might work.

Waiting for Thursday
and someone tells me that she's dead!
when did that happen?
I enjoyed her show.

jacks hammer

There's a dinosaur
outside my door
making such a row
I think it's called an excavator,
I call it a selfish cow.

What a noise
can hardly sleep
dig, dig, dig and
beep, beep. beep
I think that when it's in reverse
it's filling in the holes it digs
and that is even worse.

What a waste of bleedin' time
diggin' holes outside of mine
fillin' in with concrete mix
building homes with
stickle brix

I wish the thing would go away
I need to sleep a bit today.

In ten million years from now
that ****** rotten
selfish cow
will be extinct and
so will I.