Have you ever believed in
'Daylight Saving'
if so
you may be entitled to compensation.

Someone must have died in
whatever it is they're hiding
and
we'll never know the truth.

Rambling yet again and it's
Wednesday such a shame
it could have been another day
like Christmas day
or pancake day or even
Maundy Thursday,

I will pray as I ramble on my way
thankful that it's Wednesday
and
I still have a say.

When in the thick of it
and feeling sick of it
just step back and
look at it

differently.

If you think they're coming here to sing a psalm to you there's no helping you, do you really think that choir of thieving hypocrites that sit on velvet seats whilst talking **** and bull are in waiting to pull you out of the water, no, they're there to drown you in the mire that they're creating,
whatever name they go by they all scheme and cheat and lie and however much we try we cannot beat them at their own game.

Wish I could run as fast as my nose
the snow's freezing my toes.

It was six below but I didn't know when I stepped outside and then it felt Arctic and I felt a right **** in my t-shirt and shorts.

it's live and learn and burn those bridges, keep warm in this icy spell
and as mam used to say, this isn't good drying weather turn your vests inside out they'll last another week.

hard to imagine now how we never came down with mad cow or some other exotic,
but for
cod liver oil and malt extract we never lacked for anything.

They may shilly and shally
but one day they'll marry
and then all they'll do is
dilly and dally.

We value life more
they value us less
it's
no friggin' wonder
this World's in a mess,

we're just the scaffolding
to shore up their ****
and we don't like it
not one little bit.

They're talking about revolution in
the refectory at Eton
they talk a lot of crap there too

they'll maintain the status quo
until it's time for us to go
and then call the butler in
to
tip us in the bin.

Still waiting for the good times?
they'll come
and hopefully, before you get run
over by a bus,
because everyone bar none are
procrastinating
and
that's why most people are late in
to work.

Exaggeration pops out like perspiration on
a marathon runner in the summer on that long road
and we're going nowhere.

but we're happy if we're happy and know no different.