Once,
long ago,
in a far away
familiar place,
a girl named Jill
with a boy named Jack
(along with three pigs,
a frog, a princess,
a wolf, a girl in a red frock,
her blonde, curly-haired friend,
three bears,
a strange, rumpled man
with a curiously long name,
his companion:
a tall, crowned,
black-caped woman
of white complexion
and ruby-red lips)
went up a hill.
The earth suddenly, violently
trembled.
And they all fell down.
All were injured;
five of them died.
But miraculously,
two of them,
somehow
managed to live
happily ever after.