It’s not easy being white
As we are so often right
Taking responsibility
To the best of our ability
Helping those less fortunate
Unfortunate subordinates
Separating mother and son
Her to Mexico, he to Tucson
Half-breed aborigines
Removed with exigencies
Native American children
Re-homed by the millions
It’s a service that we happily provide
Duly doing our duty to divide
We humbly accept your appreciation
Of our outrageous Caucasian contagion