A man looks over at a chicken and says
     'shoo',
Another man nearby brings him a pair of shoes assuming it was his request.
Another chicken comes,
                and he says it again
'shoo',  so the man nearby brings him another pair of shoes.
                           A cat comes nearby,
He expresses the same thing 'SHOO',
                                  The man brings him a third pair of shoes.

The cat starts hissing and starts scratching at his leg,
              '****!',
                         and the other man fulfil his request.

I fell in love with someone who made false promises like they were eating cereal....

It almost killed me.

I guess that person will forever be named cereal killer...

Yet they are like a water cloud in the morning,
I mist them....
I mist them so bad..
.....
What the heck is wrong with me....

I was involved with a girl,
After some relationship complications....

She says
"Hey we need to break up".

I look her with stone solid eyes
"I was EXpecting that".

With a giggle and a sniffs,
"Better than inspecting".

The guy pushed her down the stairs and stared into her lifeless soul. (Were you EXpecting this?)

I was in a dark room,
The light switch is on,
I'm still in a dark room.....


****, they forgot the heavy switch.....

They say love your mind for it will always haunt or help you.

They say love your heart for it lets you see beauty and keeps you alive.

They say love your soul for it makes you, you.

I say love your bed because that ******* been with you and takes your **** without complaining.

Once upon a time lived a soul,
Who was vividly whole.
Upon intoxication,
He started mastur......mastering his tongues,
And started to sing.
At first it was to get some **.....hopeful woman,
To stand by his side....

I went searching,
For the right line,
The wrong line,
Online,
Offline,
Till I stumbled onto,
A pickup line.

The pickup line promised,
That girls would fall into my arm,
As though I was filled with charm,
And I could get anyone in my palms,
So i unsealed the scroll,
Set in stone,
I read it alone,
In hopes that no one else knows,
The secret to getting any girls,....
it read,

"Sorry buddy , no pickup line is that good, maybe a pickup line for a pickup truck is more your style".