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Regina Ramble Feb 2016
I went to the farm usually i don't need any preparations before a run but this time ostrich before i ran.
Regina Ramble Feb 2016
Rebuilding My Heart
As I let out a ****.
Oh how relaxin,
Like my bowels.


OH NO

OH NO

OH ****.

**** ****.......

       Everywhere....
Regina Ramble Feb 2016
Love is about ***
*** is about ******.
Thats why it's called a relationship.
Regina Ramble Feb 2016
A duck scientist tells his underlings,
'there's a quack in the time space continuim'.
Regina Ramble Feb 2016
SOMEONE POOPED IN MY SHOE,
THEY USE TO BE A UNIQUE BRIGHT BLUE,
NOW THEY ARE JUST BROWN,
LIKE A RUSTED IRON CROWN,
WHO POOPED IN MY SHOE?
Regina Ramble Feb 2016
I am not a poet,
I don't paint pain into pictures,
I don't use syllabic rhymes,
I don't follow scriptures.

I am however,
A man who has had,
Enough of life,
And that is why,
I try to be funny.

Funny isn't a defence mechanism,
It is a part of heroism.

You're probably reading this like orange sticks,
And saying I couldn't carrot all.
Regina Ramble Feb 2016
Do you know why we call dinosaurs, dinosaurs?

Because when the meteor hit, they were definitely sore and since we didn't have a word for great explosion, we used dino.....

DinoSore.....
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