I went to a circus once.
The clown told me his red nose,
Was in fact just a hollowed out red ball.
So in one performance,
He asked me up to be his guest,
He said 'Grab the red nose'...
Amidst the panic,
and severe stage fright.
I grabbed his crotch.
Now I always wonder,
How many clowns can I fit in my hand,
I mean my car.....