What is WRONG with you?
What is wrong with YOU?
Because all I see that you do
Is lay around in your room and
Chew on your nails,
I mean Haley no wonder you always fail
At everything that you do.
It is because your head is not quite
******* on right.
You are overweight
And always late
I can see now why you can’t get a date.
And you always complain
And it makes me feel as if you are the bane
Of my existence.
But look at my life,
Let me tell you about why I regret being your mom
Or about the life I could have had,
It is just too bad.
You are not enough Haley.
You can’t write Haley,
You lack the talent and the creativity,
I have told you this already.
You should have been ready to
Hear that again.
Just be like me.
When I was your age I weighed less than what you do now.
You are just not enough Haley.
Go put your face on and
Do your hair,
But don’t look like you are trying too hard,
Make it look natural I mean,
I just don’t want anyone to think that my daughter is a *****.
And if you are,
I mean it’s not my business unlike everything else you do,
But if you are a *****,
Just remember what you future now has in store.
You will soon become a bore
To all the men who leave you on the floor,
But just remember,
I told you so Haley.
Why can’t you be what I want you to be?
You disappoint me Haley
Because you can’t seem to act like a lady
And you are just so incredibly lazy.
You leave your **** on your unmade bed
When you should have put it up instead
You sleep too much
And please stop using your **** as your crutch,
Just get over it.
There is nothing wrong with you Haley
Other than your complete lack of perfection.
You are always feeling sad,
That is just too bad.
Just be like me Haley.
I am perfect.
Why can’t you be perfect Haley?
Don’t you know how much we love you?
I say this because I love you Haley.
Be perfect Haley.
Be enough Haley.
Just be me Haley.