You funny.
I can be funny too.
I've got a functioning funny bone,
just like you.
Watch me hit it on this thing.
Ouch!
Hey, wasn't that funny though?
Didn't you see?
Let me tell you a joke:
There once was this guy who set out to type a joke,
but halfway through it his funny bone broke!
Ouch.
This one time, I traded cigarettes for jokes with a few of the homeless folk who live in Orlando.
I was still in high school then, but I can still remember how they went!
Well, actually, I can only recall two of them.
They go like this:
"If you have fifty ***** and fifty politicians in the same room,
then what do you have?"
"Um, I don't know."
"A hundred people who don't know **** about ****!"
Hahahahahahaha
"What do you call a *** on roller blades?"
"Hmm, no idea."
"Rolaids!"
Those were some homophobic homeless folks.