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Kay Jul 2020
I **** a simp

he was a wimp

And liked the chimps

Because he is a ****
Kay Jul 2020
They always ask "Where's Perry?"

But never ask the important question:

"How is Perry?"

It's so sad.

My own friends don't care how I feel.

I am getting old.

Thus the tale of Perry's wrinkle.
Kay Jul 2020
Oh, Suzy

I don't know what to say

I was so sad

When you went away

You blocked me a few times

I am pretty sure

But now you're back

And I can admire you with my whole heart.

The whole thing
Kay Jul 2020
You have been working for all of them to get the money back and I have a question about the last question and the question was that we were going through a great weekend with you and I am having trouble with my phone I have been trying really really good and the best of the best ever for the price and the food was really really hard and the food was so much more expensive and then the first one was the last one to go through all that stuff in my head is a lot better and more time I am too
We are all good we are just about three people in a row that was the best time I have been here and all that is done I have to say that we had the same thing we had and the first thing in a long way but it has a really nice right here is my last year to come and have it for the first three hours I had done the day you get the stuff you want for a good day or something
Kay Jul 2020
spit it out

**** it out

shift it out

sift it out

sit on it a while and stop what you're doing

the fire dance can't last forever

so just sit back and relax while I make a whole *** quesadilla

and you watch me eat it.

I aint giving you none of my quesadilla
Kay Jul 2020
I open the can.

its flourishing spam

I take a quick scan

and with my big hand

I make a demand

That all cans of spam

are tan
Kay Apr 2020
In a world full of shutter flies,

I'm the queen bee.
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