Peace is never an option when you're living in...









fLaVoRtOwN

Who the **** is John F. Kennedy?

Does anyone know where Texas is?

Why am I so stupid.

Lucy,

Lenny,

Leonard Bernstein.

Little *****.

Give it a little tug

Come on, it's okay

It's not gonna bite or anything

Just pull on it

Harder

HARDER

...

There you go

That wasn't so difficult now, was it?

Everyone struggles a bit their first time so don't worry.

You sometimes have to pull the tags off of your clothes before you wear them, otherwise it's itchy.

my MacBook Pro needs to be cleaned

because she's a ***** girl.

Handsome Squidward.

Is it belly button fetish or fettuccine?

The world may never know.