There once was a lady from Dover,
that wasnt good in kissing her lover.
She bite him so hard
like futurless bard.
He later pursued her to Dover.

#limerick

My heart is as heavy as bulkdozer
It had no any spiritual fertilizer
I felt great guilt
My sins back me to continual wilt
The claim of christianity
had banished because of my iniguity
I can neither look inside the Bible
nor stand confidently in the temple
If only once or twice
I would ve been Christ's vice
Though God is merciful
but he punished David in bountiful
David committed a single sin
Compare a din like me that sin every min
Sin is my best breath
Breath not of life but death

Yet if I forsake my wickedness
like Zachaeus,His faithfulness
endures from generation to generation
As the heaven is far from vegetation
So is His love for human
He need absolute humility from man
The waving of water
lily indicate
The God's love to open the heavenly gate
If I put my hope out of his love
what will be my glove?
Who has soft heart like God?
Every *** unlike God has heart of rod
He merciful makes my heart to leap
even when I behave like sheep
His over mercy keeps me alive
Home through i will arrive.

There once was a young man from Nather,
who wished to be Catholic Father.
The young man got  tarry
as priest do not marry.
He went home to marry at Nather.

#limerick

Have mercy o the Light
for our thought is evil at your sight.
Our hearts are always on adultery
and our minds are full of idolary.
Have mercy on us
and wash away our sins by the blood of Jesus.

Have mercy o Lord
on the people of the world for our word.
Our attitude speak stupidity against you
instead of good example for others to view.
Our words are immoral.
Not realising our souls are immortal.

Have mercy o Saviour
for our enjoyable bitter behaviour.
We had done what is evil at your sight,
therefore losing our quality of bright.
We behave like a mow.
Please don't remove your sow.

Have mercy o God of perfect mission
for our great ommission
you urged us to love one another
but we hate each other
forgive us and give us direction
so that through it,we shall gain salvation.

I've a beautiful girlfriend named Made.
She is keeping her beauty unfade.
On a day she woke up
and applied her make up.
She resembled a Korean's marquirade .

#LIMERICK

McCall! while I was searching for a cat
in a kenyan's zoo,
something made noise like a rat
not knowing it was you.

I wanted to name you into class
of higher mammal,
but seeing you eating grass
is an assurance that you are a wild animal.

I can't believe that my good mistress' gone.
she came,she saw,she lived,she
worked and died.
But duties of her is yet to be done.
That's why I'm weeping while long I cried.

She is now call among the dead,she's dead.
No place to see and hear her any more.
We lost her sweet maternal tea and bread.
on our unconsoled heart lies ever sore.

To sorrow I was nailed when I realised;
her teaching and its great impact in life,
her charming voice of care and great advised.
That's why I called her sister,mom and
wife.

If God not God,I shall curse him the God.
But since He is God,I have to nod.

#sonnet