Humorous - Hello Poetry

Apr 2019

Star BG

Just got my tooth pulled
They called him Mister Sixteen
I lost an old friend

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Tooth had to come out
Sir Sixteen left to dentists
hands I knew it well

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I went to dentist
tooth by pain screamed let me out
Its name was Sixteen

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Bye Bye to my tooth
dentist was his ticket out
His chatter is gone

I had my tooth pulled yesterday. I lived through it to write another day. LOL This is the first group of poems written when I woke up. Thank goodness for Codeine. Invented for peace

#tooth

Feb 2019

Rich Hues

The Shallow End

Where diamonds tumble down a mountain stream,
Heaven's torn asunder by an angel’s scream,
A poem to show her my love sublime,
Every word, every verse, every line, every rhyme.
But when I write it down it turns out like this,
Because really I just want her to show me her ****.

Feb 2019

Rich Hues

The Fourteenth

I love her and she loves me,
        A carat offered on one knee,
        A Valentine,
        With fizzy wine,
        And a nasty little STD.