There's always one in every team
The last picked player
She has all the skills
She has all the brains
Strategists who know or don't how the game is played

Pedro is a director of cinematography
He has many actresses who ask him if they're doing it right
Sometimes he tells the audience to focus on the background
And imagine a movie that was spoken in another language

Spicy food hold my hand like a sweaty palm
It's so buttery and salty
It prepared my food especially since I've been hungry since 2007

Cory Aquino died on August 1, 2009
I wrote her an essay since she is a shining example of a female leader
St Francis died on October 3, 1226
His movie brother son and sister moon grossed $1,200,000
He could speak to animals which makes him the best Saint and my personal assistant
Zinadine Zidane is a footballer who last played his game of World Cup 2006 by head butting another player causing to be disqualified even if his mother was insulted
Everyone should get car insurance because when your car lacks car insurance you end up losing your car or maybe get an even better one
Altar Boys were invented by Altar Men who needed to alter the course of the mass and human history
Altar Boys are the heroes of the human race, really

The tough thing about being told to move from where you usually sit
Is that the seating is scary
It's filled with torture devices that are weird
Torture device #1:
The What if:
"What if you have ***** the size and number of grapes? Or the size of watermelons"

Torture device #2
The memo:
"Is this C minus because you cheated or because you were late?"
"Late"

Torture device #3
The Comedian
"This watermelon is the watermelon of war. Unfortunately it still has a price tag."

Sign language is a funny thing
I can read it because I can't speak
You can speak it because you can read
I think
You read my face when I needed to see hand signals

There are ways in the road which signs you don't have to read
You can just drive and drive drive safely.
Parking spaces are meant to be provided
By this who pray the Parking Prayer

"Jesus Jesus, Please give me a parking space"