i hope you enjoyed
my dead
fish eyes
and flaring
nostrils, sir
don't take it
personally
i mean
you caught me!
fair (eh, hem)
and square
i'm sorry, what was that?
did i see you hiding behind the semi?
why, no sir, i did not
did i see the semi?
yes, sir, i saw the semi...
and might i add, that if i had
seen you...you would not, in fact, have
been doing a very good job hiding?
thank god someone
is making sure
i am perfect in
my vigilance
i mean, christ
i deserve to be punished
and i take my
punishment like a man
no trickery
no cleavage or
crying
just grim acceptance
the state, nay,
the country does not have
its hands in my pockets
deep enough
and as we all know
i am such a
thoughtless fool
and do not understand
the ways of the
road that
i must pay
for it
because we all
know that money
teaches
and knowledge is
the problem
to prove that
i am made
of different stuff
i rolled home
on
bald tires
an empty
fuel tank
and pure spite
because i am
nothing if
not rational.