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398 · Dec 2015
Waves in tune
Bill murray Dec 2015
When the mountains
Of nothern Cali ring
Gramps lays back
Cool tuned cat,
Listening
To the
Waves sing the breeze.
395 · Apr 2016
Payola white walls
Bill murray Apr 2016
Rephrasing Ex President Ronald Reagan.
Mr. President, Barack Obama, TEAR DOWN
Your wall's of payola!
386 · Aug 2015
Today will be a toodlee day
Bill murray Aug 2015
Back's aching
Bones are breaking
The gardens stinking
My eyes are limping
My toenails need clipping
Shotgun need's blasting
Floor needs waxing
All on
One
Lousy
Day
386 · Dec 2015
The new breed
Bill murray Dec 2015
Dry routes in the cali valley, mountain's tumble to our country's rally, fighting and bickering is all that we need, to slowly die off
Killing another by genetic seed. I've come to learn

This generation hopelessly

Is a new breed!
381 · Dec 2015
Stiff corpse
Bill murray Dec 2015
What do you get
When ya mix some ****
Into some fine clay and dirt?
Ya get good farming soil.
It's irony how we eat crap
And we turn to crap when turning stiff corpses.
374 · Sep 2015
CAL. Crazy
Bill murray Sep 2015
Up-to-the-minute news I must take a look
The news in California is not stored
In drawer's or books.
There are freaks here and strangies.
Who will take off their pant's,
Prisoners by the dozen
That will sweet you with romance.
Some will **** you here
Some with **** they'll smear.
Welcome to California,
There are crazies here.
374 · Sep 2015
Tab him "ASSAPANICK"
Bill murray Sep 2015
Did I just see an ASSAPANICK
Is it time to panic
Or shoot him since he loves messing with my avocado's"
Wait up, that's my rat of a neighbor, I'll tab his fine
Down on paper.
Bill murray Dec 2015
What fun may come today? More thieves of my field. More critters to eat cut steal. What fun may happen this hour? More diggin' planting? Cutting wires. What mishap may make me explode, more regulators to see out my field,the mountains are weary, California's growing old. What more must I do to pass this feeling of the farmers blues.
Bill murray Jan 2016
I'm breaking through
To the other side
356 · Jul 2015
Karma got me
Bill murray Jul 2015
My back keeps pinching my sciatic nerve
It's my own problem for loading a hook one hundred pounds
Into a horse wagon year's ago
I guess it was my payback
For all the drug's I used at a young age
Karma caught up to me.
351 · Feb 2016
Mother nature and dr earth
Bill murray Feb 2016
If there's a storm coming

Mount the swish.

Give mother nature

And Dr earth

A tender kiss.
350 · Sep 2015
Boobies
Bill murray Sep 2015
What kind of bee's produce milk?
******* .
348 · Jul 2015
Mellamufin squeezie
Bill murray Jul 2015
Chick-peas oh chick-pea come back and grab your squirter because I know the juice in the apple is being squeezed like a mellamuffin
Bill murray Mar 2016
We could pick apart
All the pieces of someone else
Who we may think isn't the best
Example to others here around us.
Though when we start picking the bits
Out of our own eyes, ears, and mouths,
We'll realize what right do we have
To piece-pick from another human  being.
When we must first pick the bits
Out of our hearts and minds first.
Bill murray Dec 2015
I'm thirsty, but my well has run dry
I'm *****, yet still worthy
From the farmer stains on my jeans
And thighs.
I'm hungry, I'd pick a plant
If my plants were healthy enough to eat.
To bad their stealing some of my land
More cahoots from the fda
And regulation thieves.
Can't grow the way I want to
Lands been uprooted
The other farmboys are catching on
Look at Colorado
Yellow water sickens one
Making land polluted.
Out and booted
Though still standing the low ***** ground.
I'll stick head high here and by
My plow and ol farmers truck to the ground.
And a shotgun if any come around.
338 · Aug 2015
Whats the deal
Bill murray Aug 2015
Southern Cali
Maby farther north,
My neighbors run my back Alley's
I think their norse.
Plow more today
I will pick the ripe field
Should I market today
Or fast food meal.
Hey'
Where did my wife just go!
What's the deal.
Bill murray Feb 2016
Call it living but I'm dying to live another death
324 · Dec 2015
Endtrails
Bill murray Dec 2015
Fed the hound dog's some hot dog's today
Wonder if the hounds realized
That the dogs they were eating
We're made from endtrails.
322 · Jul 2015
Completion aging
Bill murray Jul 2015
Sphinx marmalade lemonade
My skin part's for me to fade
Extra year's needed
Ma' let your man feel completion
322 · Oct 2015
A time for remembering
Bill murray Oct 2015
This elder body is held together by year's of farmer straw and hay, by mud
By clay.
In the simplest way I'm young though gray
There is no night and day
Or in-between fine lines.
When you get this age
Every day is a day of your last and a time of remembering good times.
321 · Aug 2015
Earnie get them
Bill murray Aug 2015
Haunting little furry rat's
In the field where I grow the goods
Grandpa's got his Winchester model 37#
To take those little furrats back to the woods
If gramps don't catch them
Earnie the hounddog will
Go get them earnie.
Little mole rats eat all the crops I have but I set the dog on them
Go get them boy
316 · Aug 2015
Dickling
Bill murray Aug 2015
What do you
Get
When you
Mix
A duckling
And
A
Chicken*
Dickling
309 · Jul 2015
Cut=treeoverlord
Bill murray Jul 2015
Today overlord of his cabin
Will cut down all the little green shrubs
Cutting and axing
Until all the cutting's done.
304 · Jul 2015
Snazzle snozzle comic
Bill murray Jul 2015
Comedy make's a comic out of me
Snizz snizz bleep
298 · Aug 2015
Shotgun needed
Bill murray Aug 2015
****** Dee
****** dumb
****** me
Has to buy a
New shotgun
297 · Oct 2015
Youngin funnins
Bill murray Oct 2015
Craps and giggles
Gives me a smile
Jokes on a bad day
Give me a stimulation
I feel old but young in age
295 · Nov 2015
In the prime
Bill murray Nov 2015
As my body feels older I get to be.
Like a bridge fragile, tossed to bad sea's.
Searching while meandering
Singing in the fresh ****** breeze.
I might be ripe, but my tongue can slip
Like a knife
With butter on the blade
Slippery and it does not fade.
You get better in age.
I'm in the prime!
286 · Jul 2015
me and mrs swaller
Bill murray Jul 2015
Meeting Mrs swaller down on rustic Blanche
I hung from a tree
1973
A night not to forget
Of me and mrs swaller's behind the door romance
253 · Sep 2015
Testies for life
Bill murray Sep 2015
What do you call two friends for life who just hang back low?
Testies for life-
240 · Jul 2015
Weirder
Bill murray Jul 2015
California


The place of the strange
And where the weird gets weirder.
I do love the homeland but this place is out of hand
222 · Dec 2015
Finger trigger
Bill murray Dec 2015
You can take the gun out of my hand
But you can't take my finger off the trigger.
204 · Jun 2015
Untitled
Bill murray Jun 2015
I walked
California's rim
Laughed at the
People

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