I met a crazy girl today.
Her eyes were shiny bright.
Her hair was gold,
Her skin was brown,
Her ***** were out of sight.
It seemed we knew each other,
Before we even met.
I was in fact so smitten,
All logic I'd forget.
We slept together quickly,
I thought I was Brad Pitt.
How sad it is I could not see,
My world would turn to ****.
Because the *** was awesome,
She seemed a perfect match.
Whole sections of my brain shut down,
in deference to her ******.
I thought I was the predator,
Mufasa, if I may.
Blinded by the passion,
To the fact that I was prey.
And soon there was a pregnancy,
Which caused us to be wed.
And I,the fool,believed her,
And all the vows she said.
But as you might imagine,
There was no happy end.
Because she was in fact insane.
And in a teenage bed.
So when I hear a young man speak,
The words that I once did.
I feel an obligation,
To warn this hopeful kid.
That crazy may mean good ***,
And complements galore.
But the end is always tragic,
As you will be her *****.
Your children will be poisoned,
Taught that you are bad.
And for this you will pay each month,
Or be a Deadbeat Dad.