ruh roh raggy
those ranes rust rew rinto that tower, raggy!
there's rire reverywhere!
rook rat rose reople committing ruicide
rosama rin raden and ral-qaeda ron't stop rus, raggy!

they say you gotta learn Python to be in the know
pandas, numpy, and tensorflow!

it's like the whole path's been java-scripted
but the iceberg's there and you've not yet tipped it!

the kids on the streets all write ACAB
you gotta get them beat and write in MATLAB!

C with a hashtag and C double-crossed
get to Swift swiftly or you'll be at a loss!

pirates say "arrr" but coders say R
PHP, Ruby, Kotlin, and Dart!

so when you get discouraged, just remember these words:
coding is fun, and it's cool to be a nerd! :)

Yuh kid went through years of abuse
So don't be tryna make a truce
When ya see em downin the chartreuse Chartreuse
Like juice, they're socially anxious and gotta cut loose
To get their hands on that ripe red caboose!

Cuz tyin' a noose is like killin' a goose
You end up with god in a tragic deuce

Steven Streeter stole a sack of sickled lepers

he shortly sold several and was surrounded by shekels

james was a solo loner
he made friends with the local stoners
met a girl named beth
who sold him some ****
and now he's got a *******

Ricky lived under a rock
He spent all his time day-trading stocks
He opened a tab
Googled "What's ACAB"
And now he finds cops to mock!

limping Lynn could never get a win
she drowned her sorrows in pounds of gin
then one day
she went to AA
and now she knows where to begin!