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Ryan Jul 2021
bridgers bridges binging pigeons bringing
phoebe's folk-rock fusion for epiphany-flinging
supreme shape-shifting sad song singing
Ryan Jul 2021
why do you keep screaming at your kids?

are your lives that miserable that you think the key
is yelling into the void to set you free?
because im kinda busy writing stupid poetry
and im not the only one on this street who can say it bothers me
because your f-bombs make this place like nagasaki
and i dream of slamming your heads into your ****** oak tree,
and kidnapping your children so they can see
how beautiful the world is meant to be

and holy ****, that thick boston accent
how do you people have *** like that?
"mm smaht pahk yuh 4-inch cahk right ther ***"
*******
Ryan Jul 2021
the effervescent ebbs and flows
of the prepubescent testosterone shows
over phosphorescent nighttime snow
dreaming prescient futures that nobody knows
not related to vampire weekend but i couldnt think of a title so there u go :)
Ryan Jul 2021
i like to think we evolved from plants
and once we roll up our sleeves
we can photosynthesize sunlight
if we just believe
gimme an A! gimme a T! gimme an A T P!
Ryan Jul 2021
ah say ah say don't eat today!
eating paves your way to pain!
for food is fraudulent fat fuel
and the friggin' fats don't attract the cool cats!
them's the facts!

that's what my brain tells me
when i glance at my pudgy belly

because it's easy to count the kcals
when you can't call any insulin inside

so when we ask you out to dinner
you'd better say no!
since dinner is for food-simping sinners!
Ryan Jul 2021
nutmeg ned sheds his bed-head, upon signing he said,
"elephants lament lamont's amendment
so i smirk, smile, and smugly smoke
for i, ned, am a newlywed ****-head"
stay woke
Ryan Jul 2021
given gabbings that gavin's goin grave-grabbin
we knew we needed someone new
so newsom won't sue some such new son,

to sum it up anew
idk words
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