22/M/Boston ever shifting dreams with two common themes: escape society, escape sobriety! im bold and brash and people are trash!
fuck outta my profile if you aren't a silly goose! 30 followers / 4.8k words
are your lives that miserable that you think the key is yelling into the void to set you free? because im kinda busy writing stupid poetry and im not the only one on this street who can say it bothers me because your f-bombs make this place like nagasaki and i dream of slamming your heads into your ****** oak tree, and kidnapping your children so they can see how beautiful the world is meant to be
and holy ****, that thick boston accent how do you people have *** like that? "mm smaht pahk yuh 4-inch cahk right ther ***" *******
ah say ah say don't eat today! eating paves your way to pain! for food is fraudulent fat fuel and the friggin' fats don't attract the cool cats! them's the facts!
that's what my brain tells me when i glance at my pudgy belly
because it's easy to count the kcals when you can't call any insulin inside
so when we ask you out to dinner you'd better say no! since dinner is for food-simping sinners!
nutmeg ned sheds his bed-head, upon signing he said, "elephants lament lamont's amendment so i smirk, smile, and smugly smoke for i, ned, am a newlywed ****-head"