the effervescent ebbs and flows
of the prepubescent testosterone shows
over phosphorescent nighttime snow
dreaming prescient futures that nobody knows

i like to think we evolved from plants
and once we roll up our sleeves
we can photosynthesize sunlight
if we just believe

ah say ah say don't eat today!
eating paves your way to pain!
for food is fraudulent fat fuel
and the friggin' fats don't attract the cool cats!
them's the facts!

that's what my brain tells me
when i glance at my pudgy belly

because it's easy to count the kcals
when you can't call any insulin inside

so when we ask you out to dinner
you'd better say no!
since dinner is for food-simping sinners!

nutmeg ned sheds his bed-head, upon signing he said,
"elephants lament lamont's amendment
so i smirk, smile, and smugly smoke
for i, ned, am a newlywed ****-head"

given gabbings that gavin's goin grave-grabbin
we knew we needed someone new
so newsom won't sue some such new son,

to sum it up anew

a half century ago,

a child is raised
to have one of his own
it's life's funny way
of keeping me unknown

connected is the family tree
branches held so tight
won't break so easily
no matter all my might

maybe i'll be a science ****
or a mathematician
whatever it is, they say that
i'll be just like him

i said i have to come clean
i'm not who you want me to be
so i bought a can of gasoline
to burn this family tree

after the flame, after the ashes
the light starts to dim
i think, maybe my son will hate me
just like him