Of all the things I've snorted
Which truthfully aint' many
The one that left me thwarted
Red pepper flakes a plenty
As they passed beneath my nose
Just as I inhaled
To my sinuses they arose
Which they promptly nailed
At first it seemed not so bad
The calm before the storm
Seized just like Leningrad
For communist reform
Just like that, a simple whiff
My nose a raging fire
Running water I did sniff
This situations dire
To the freezer I am going
To end this burning grief
For neither ******* or blowing
Brings any kind relief
Time to try a frozen ****
And see if I can numb
So I grab two ice cubes
And follow this rule of thumb
Hold them under water running
Until sizes that will stow
Pat yourself for your cunning
Then shove them up your nose
The entire time this was going on in my effort to clear my passages my 16 year old daughter stood idly by laughing as I cried. I totally would have done the same. The ice cubes helped. A LOT