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Rob-bigfoot Jan 2023
Poor Count Dracula!
Doctor bans breakfast fry-ups
WHAT!! - no black pudding!!

© Robert Porteus
Not posted for some time. Will get back into a routine and commenting
Rob-bigfoot Nov 2022
Haiku rules, what joy!
Keep counting silly bubbles
Far too much bath foam!

© Robert Porteus
Silly!
Rob-bigfoot Nov 2022
Poor Count Dracula
No tricks, just sugary treats
No fangs and bad breath

© Robert Porteus
Rob-bigfoot Oct 2022
Lonely warring me
With rose-tinted testicles
Ever the oddball

© Robert Porteus
Daft
Rob-bigfoot Oct 2022
Such sweet memory
Sinless teenage embraces
Long grass and blue skies
Bubbling cauliflower-clouds
Joyous serendipity

© Robert Porteus
First bash at a tanka. Reworked an earlier haiku
Rob-bigfoot Oct 2022
Famed Scottish Play line
Lady Macbeth - ‘out ****** spot’
Poor wee Dalmatian!

© Robert Porteus
Funsome
Rob-bigfoot Oct 2022
My film DNA
Gene Kelly and Gene Wilder
Must be in my genes!

© Robert Porteus
Daft!
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