The virus does not frighten me Because sooner or later people will be fine But the one thing that scares the hell out of me Is how willing we were able to fall in line
Approximately 1 million dogs in the US are named as heirs Inheriting millions after their owners pass away Now it does seem a bit ironic Since dogs rest in peace every day
Being of small stature I had to be much smarter Many arguments and disagreements I had to quell Because finding myself in a fair fight Means I really didn't plan it very well
There is a group of dangerous people here And they strategically use their forces No guns or knifes or physical weaponry They call themselves anonymous sources
Imagine when scientists find the center of the universe And how does all this space and time fit Watch for the surprise of the politicians when they realize That they are not the center of it
Have you looked at the automobiles in a parking lot lately All the makes and models look the same We are all the victims of conformity And we only have ourselves to blame
How do you fight the Taliban in Afghanistan Only a few options to choose I would have giving arms to the Afghan women For sure, they had the most to lose
There are 5000 times more fish than people More ocean than land would be the reason why But then again there should be 70 times more birds Since neither compare to the amount of sky
News media, print media, social media, so many voices All striving to speak truth to power Believing they are worthy of the final destination Their prestigious ivory tower
I am pretty much a laid back kind of guy Even keeled and doing well But I'd have to say I think I'm more like a duck Calm on the surface but actually, paddling like hell
The freedom of speech, assembly, and dissent On the surface seems we are all in agreement In reality, there is far too many people Who are only believers when it's convenient
Just a year ago the media was all upset about bullying Lots of finger pointing and blaming But now, they're pushing hard the covid rules They claim not bullying, it's shaming
A British lawyer wearing a kimono armed with a bat Claimed he killed a fox that was on the loose Now that does seem a bit strange to me Since kimono wearers normally bludgeon deer, elk, and moose
All this talk about genders is a bit confusing All emotions have been torn But then again, I was a man trapped in a woman's body Until the day I was born
President Putin has always had a plan to extricate himself In case he was unable to take this hill He will claim victory by eliminating the Nazis As he sticks the rest of the world with the bill
When you remember a past event The actual event you do not recall Your brain is remembering the last time you remembered it So perhaps it never happened at all
Whenever there is an unjust tragedy or event A peaceful protest is something you can believe in But sadly you realize it has nothing to do with justice But, has everything to do with just getting even
The word oxymoron is a oxymoron in itself From Ancient Greece where language skills are strong The word oxy meaning sharp and ***** meaning stupid Making the use of that word, rightly wrong
There should be just two countries in the world One for us optimist, dreamers, and strivers to do well A much larger one is needed for pessimists and Debby downers Because doom and gloom is much easier to sell
They make all kinds of days out there Some days my ideas are better then sliced bread But those days are considerably overshadowed By the days when even forward, is to far ahead
Nature seems to be a very happy place With birds chirping and frogs croaking everything is fine Although there are some sad moments Of course when willows are weeping and grapes turn to whine
Discussing the idea of a parallel universe Is often intriguing and really kind of fun But what really elicits my interest Is the idea there's a perpendicular one
Most people speak when they should be listening More thought should be promoted Better that your silence be misinterpreted Then for you to be misquoted
The excitement for the young to be involved in a protest With the belief that all these causes seem to make sense Just remember to think of your future Because good jobs are rare with a felony offense
There are many mysteries and questions about the Bible It's hard to know where to begin Starting with the pictures of Adam and Eve Why have belly buttons drawn in
Add the species comedian to the endangered species list For their offending words must be silenced And even the phrase punchline Is now considered an act of violence
Over 37 trillion cells in the human body Being served to us on a great DNA platter ***** cells are the smallest of these guys Fortunately size doesn't matter
So we have built this great society Now normally sending a message is who we are But the tragedy is that we realized too late That going to far is when you went to far
Another of my hobbies is playing tennis And I realized that is opposite of writing rhymes Because some of my best poems Come from aiming outside the lines
Unfortunately, I have come to the conclusion That the human race has come to terms That we forced ourselves to this sterile life And now are prisoners to the smallest germs
Necessity is the mother of invention That is how the entrepreneurs were handsomely paid But when it comes to social political problems Perpetuating the woes is where money is made
I feel bad for people who are using online dating It's impossible now to meet for coffee or tea Who cares if you like hiking, biking, or walking on a beach Your main attribute is being virus free
Breakfast as a kid, Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry The good old days of sugar and fillers Great products that were pulled from the market General Mills the true cereal killers
For everyone who believes their dog is loyal I hate to inform you, that you've been ******* They play that best friend card to the hilt They'll go to anyone who gives them food
I have the same faith with the medical experts Forecasting what the virus death toll will be As in, if fortune cookies could actually predict the future You would certainly not receive them for free