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Joe Marcello Jan 2020
In 2009 Stephen Hawkin held a reception for time travelers
He made sure that nobody else knew a thing
Sadly no time travelers showed up
They probably just didn't know what to bring
Humor
Joe Marcello Jan 2020
A British lawyer wearing a kimono armed with a bat
Claimed he killed a fox that was on the loose
Now that does seem a bit strange to me
Since kimono wearers normally bludgeon deer, elk, and moose
Humor
Joe Marcello Dec 2019
Soon self-driving cars will be the norm
And we will long for the days behind
Because we are unable to just go for a ride
Without a destination in mind
Joe Marcello Dec 2019
A single dose of ****** cost fifty bucks
That price is quite a fright
Add in dinner and a *******
You're talking a very expensive night
Joe Marcello Dec 2019
When looking for a new doctor
For me the best of all
Is one that's overweight and a smoker
And reeks of alcohol
Joe Marcello Dec 2019
When walking though a local cemetery
I couldn't believe it was real
There lying next to an open grave
The proverbially banana peel

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