the cold irony of your words when you think you are talking about love is endearing
but sometimes I feel sad for you

sweet dreams
sweet screams
ice cream’s
melting in the sun

ooo! I’m being “boosted”!
maybe I’ll have a date this Friday
or maybe I’ll have a gardening accident
maybe a meteor will land in the ocean
or maybe I’ll just dance naked in the dark
like I usually do
anything could happen

arousal occurs at the oddest moments in your 40’s
like sometimes even when gardening
hormones are truly god’s gift to us all

I love the guys in their 40’s
who put on their profiles
“Wants kids”
and I’m like
seriously dude?
then you shouldn’t have ****** up your last 15 years of relationships

all you young men out there
take heed
put the work in now
because you’re going to want kids someday

the farther away I get from him
the better I feel
and I realize
what is right
for me
is this what you feel?

because I don’t need


anyone

Time is making fun of me
she’s all
—Yeah!! Whassup girl? Yo, you feel better doncha?!? Who did that for you?!? Me!! That’s who!! Don’t believe in me?! Ya ungrateful *******!! Go on!!

and I just hang my head
sheepishly