Cats are our friends,
they're a gift from ancient Egypt
and when they offer you a mouse
accept it with due diligence.
It's their hail from Atum Ra's moment.
They are intelligently dexterous
yet determined.
I like the tuxedo variety,
akin to the best suited James Bond,
service with an indelible smurf
all 009 lives of them.
Smurf in my poem means a gamer posing as a newbie. Cats are like this they are intelligent operators with more nuance than expected.