dan-scully
Philadelphia, PA
Dan is a writer, both polite and crass, who spends most of his time writing about movies and imagining bizarre social situations that would be funny to enact if only he had the guts to do so, which he doesn't. So he just makes pretend people do it on the page instead.
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