dan-scully
Philadelphia, PA
Dan is a writer, both polite and crass, who spends most of his time writing about movies and imagining bizarre social situations that would be funny to enact if only he had the guts to do so, which he doesn't. So he just makes pretend people do it on the page instead.
Oh, Thin Candy Shell
How well you protect your center
Be it chocolate
Peanut
Almond
Peanut butter or
Crisped rice
You make it touch only my tongue
And my tummy
Hark! Tis glorious!
But usually I get rainbow fingers.
Jan 29, 2018
Jan 29, 2018 at 5:15 PM UTC
In the afterlife there are cliques
Souls who mingle based on commonality
One group bonds over their method of death
An AC unit falls from a window
Smash
Dead
They are called “the Cool Kids.”
Jan 29, 2018
Jan 29, 2018 at 8:11 AM UTC
Oh drat!
Here comes the cat
Gonna eat my food and call me fat
Oh snap!
He's taking a crap
Gonna bury it deep and sit on my lap
Oh criminy!
He's acting all subliminy
Gonna read my mind and judge my ...
Okay fine, I love this cat and we are best friends.
Dec 2, 2016
Dec 2, 2016 at 8:42 PM UTC
We need to have a conversation, you and I
But you are not permitted to speak
For I am loudest and most damaged
You owe me this, for I am weak
It is not your turn to be heard this time
Do not refute or I grow louder
I am small, broken, and disenfranchised
And I could not be prouder
So this conversation we shall have today
For the times say it is required
I know all, because I've been there
And frankly, I'm very tired
So let's share some information, you and I
But only I -- not to berate you
Anywho, I need to be going now
I haven't time to educate you
Dec 2, 2016
Dec 2, 2016 at 7:29 AM UTC