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Vladmir Putin May 2015
i once had a cat
who was very much fat

he was borderline obese
and only ate straight grease

without warning
in the morning

he died
from diabetus
cats, health, shrek, dank, meme, trains
Asominate Jul 2019
The calorie intake is high
Clouds of cotton candy
Diabetus, why do you exist?
No typo included.

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