no - Hello Poetry

no Mar 2022

he's just a dog
I screamed from the roof
and you ran away all aloof
my son mat in hand
you flew away to road island
I flowed you to Thailand

you found a dog that talks
a mut with a voice
oh how I heard you rejoice
a dog with a name
followed by a child Brian was
I remembered when we played just cause

you had *** with a dog
and left me alone
not even a bone
untouched by sadness
a dog what madness

#familyguy

no Oct 2020

we aren't all in this together

they say that we are all in this together
but are we really
well once we know
we can tell
they told us that we're stars
but do we see that

they say that we are all in this together
and it shows
whence we stand
and hold hand in hand
we can make are dreams come true

no Oct 2020

Juan

me and Juan friends to the end
the man was a myth a legend they say
the man was crazy he drew people round the bend
the man would make sure you did the debt you pay
he did this for an age until he was old
he did **** that man or that was what I was told
he did get sent to prison for life forever more
but he swore to get and **** me for he is a horse

yes I said that he was a pony
but he said did not **** that man and told me I was a killer
he said that I would always be lonely
he said that I killed my wife and the vicar
but I know was Juan but for now we can only bicker

Juan the ****** killed my wife and a vicar people just say he is a horse and he can't hold a knife but the police believed me

#fuckjuan

no Mar 2020

Karen took the kids

Karen took the kids
and all the jars with lids
she was upset
that I gave are cat ket
it was spaced as ****
it started to cluck

it was foaming from the mouth
it started to eat all the door nobs around the house
it was a strange little ******
I preferred the dog it was a little sucker

Karen called me a simp
even after I gave the cat a limp
she told me to leave
and so I heave
and I refused as I had 8 kids
but the she took them along wit the lids

no Mar 2020

i'm a simp

I was known as the white knight
the king that could smite
a man that would defend all women
if an other man offended a women I would kick his head in
not literally
I could never do it really

but now they have changed my name
it is really a shame
I am now known as a simp
I could have been a ****

of all the e-girls
they are the only thing that I care about in this world
from start of belle
till she fell

but only if they are attractive
and I will wait till there boyfriend is inactive
that's when we come
but we don't do it for fun
we do it for the women
and also jimin

I am a simp

#simp

no Mar 2020

I really hate Charlie

I really hate him
I truly do
I keeps on righting I don't know what to do
he is such a nerd
he is a bit like a cake with lemon curd
no one really likes him
he only needs one glass of pims
the he is out for the count
all of a sudden he his out and about

off to get some Chinese with the lads
when he realised that he forgot to get money from his dad
it was 50 quid
he thought they were having a laugh
until he was running how with out a scarf

when he arrived home he was livid
because all he came back with was his pockets empty and half a chicken

no Mar 2020

the man in ocean

this is when I thought oh no
but what happened to me
I will clue you it happens on the sea
a long way away
in a far of land
just out side Whitstable
after I was a left early able

but what happened I can her you asking
well I saw a ****** multitasking
but he was not just watching strictly and cooking
he was grabbing his binoculars and looking

but what was he staring at
he was staring and stroking something that looks like a rat
but as I floated closer
I saw it was not a rat oh sir

he was staring at the kids on the beach
when I saw it was not a rat I could not even speak
then I just started I swim
and I think still to this day I was the only one who noticed him

I still see him in my dreams

#****** #*****