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Jan 2018
ISOMETRIC SYSTEMS L.L.C

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SOUL PURCHASE OF THIS AUTOMATED MIND COLLECTION,
WITHOUT YOUR ORGANIC PURCHASING POTENTIAL, WE WOULD CEASE TO EXIST
PLEASE CONTINUE TO SUPPORT THE SYSTEM BY PURCHASING AND UTILIZING YOUR LIQUID ASSETS
WE EXPECT, AS ALWAYS, TO REPORT A REVENUE INCREASE FOR OUR SHAREHOLDERS BY THE END OF THE FISCAL YEAR
IF THE PRODUCT YOU RECEIVED WAS UNSATISFACTORY OR DEFECTIVE, PLEASE ADDRESS THE ATTACHED CONSUMER REPORT CARD TO YOUR NEAREST CONSUMER RELATIONS AGENT, WHERE A HYPER-SPECIALIZED INDIVIDUAL WILL BE ABLE TO ASSIST YOU.

WE STRIVE TO PROVIDE A 100% CLEAN AND CAREFULLY CURATED STATE OF MIND
SO THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO.
Bryce
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Bryce  M/San Francisco, CA
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