Maybe I'll always be fat,
I take after my Dad, that's that,
Must accept that I am fat,
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat,
That's what Moomba in Melbourne means, you cats,
"Let's get together and laugh at the fat!"
Obesity looms,
A voice of doom,
I'll eat chocolate soon,
Must accept that I am fat,
That's about all about that!