thick crispy outer shell processed corn laying crustily across one side crystals in a random array offering a Rorschach to those in love with toasters – steaming rectangle poisonous and tantalizing filled ever so carefully with fruit flavored nectar cleverly altered from a natural state of wonder and health into a spreadable gelatinous snot squirted into the afore mentioned crust – screeching children wild eyed and salivating only have 22 seconds before the commercial ends and Spongebob starts another zany adventure… a silent prayer escapes into the ether as another pop **** prepares to be pooped out –