I used to care so much what people thought of me
But it made me go nuts, felt in need of a lobotomy
So I just said "**** it!" and no longer care
When impolite ******* so awkwardly stare

I'm a set of toy trains going toward each other full speed
I'm a swarm of huge spiders who need you to feed
I'm a black bottle with a skull on the label
Use caution around me if you're able

Parental advisory, even parents need supervision
Better ask all your dead relatives if you have their permission
My mouth is loud and filthy, but it's okay, I'm young
I've still got a few years to lighten up my tongue
My words are like scorpions and bees leaving you stung
And all my most wicked songs have still yet to be sung

Don't say I didn't warn you, caution tape and all
I'll go full throttle until the day I fall
And even when I'm down, I'll pull myself and crawl
I live for offense and I thrive on appaul

I hope when I'm dead not to be missed at all