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Mateuš Conrad Nov 2018
.'ere's a new 'un... hi'yah Oreo... hi'yah chockie; how's that?! any better? any more new ninja for the niq'b? no good? you're worse than ******... apparently there's no way to appease these people! they're all little Hitlers to begin with!

i drink, i fall down the stairs,
i flip a ******* pancake...
big deal...
   there's always the outlasting
expectation of a tomorrow...
drinking... hmm...
what if i'm not bashing
a woman about...
instead commenting
on the curry i just cooked
for my mother, like was Ed Gein
wannabe?
         funny...
it "suddenly" became silly to be
of natural birth parameters...
suddenly being naturally born
became a disability...
free ride amputee if you haven't
been born via a womb...
yeah... well done...you *******
gonna go against everything decent
in our lives?
yes? no?
yes no? yes no? no yes? no yes?
yes no yes no no no yes no yes?!
make your, ******* mind up!
black panther *****...
i want to be Spawn rather than
Batman...
****-a-doodle-do?!
the ****'s this ****...
howlin' wolf?!
(but Batman has the better jokes...
what's your super-power?
i'm rich... ha ha...
can''t beat that crap-oh-oh...
turn Morse into Braille...
i dare y'ah; giggles... abrupt).
yeah...
so the Gen Z are the flashy new
cwowd?
really?
   so the Millennial pundits
are still milking that cwowd?
the ones who... have...
no... knowledge... of the... workforce?
those cool kids?!
really?!
             wait... giggles a'coming...
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
it's U2... hold me, thrill me,
kiss me, **** me...
gen Z?
         as served up by millennial
commentators...
you're kidding, right?!
money who money what?!
   the punchline comes with....
me? aging to the prune ripe age of 70
like my communist party member
grandfather with a retirement
security?
  what?
    i don't want to make it past
50!
****... **** hitting 40!
i want the African subscript of life...
give me the life expectancy of some random
African...
reduce me to an obstacle...
and let's get it over and done wtith...
i'm done...
            i'm engaged in the dodo project...
i'm through with what's currently happening,
what Nietzsche called:
imagine, speaking for the entire human race...
*******!
               i'll drink my beer,
live my life, die by death...
and...
   well... it's your ***** donation
to the infertility bank, isn't it?
so why should i care?!

- i'm pretty sure that backdoor man,
originally sung by howlin' wolf,
covered by the doors..
was about **** ***....
then again... who gives a ****
whether i'm right or wrong...
i'm pretty sure that i don't -

rizzle kicks -
  mama do the **** -

funny...
where are all the progressive
leftists, etc. and more etc.
going to get their counter
arguments...
  when the standards,
the right-wing woks,
the whites
are bred out?
cannibal cannibal cannibal
that ******* down?!
let's see how Samuel Jackson
feels about his pretty dough
feels about dating
            the next Lebanese
liberal cousin...
please... breed the stereotype out...
the o' whitey...
  breed us out...
find the next fertile ground
for the next shock offense
   harvest of turnip-heads...

**** me... i'm digging this sort
of crap...
   i'll do the dodo dance...
you do the:
coming from the semi-caste
new brigade of offense central...
******, come, come;
i wanna see the new rainbow
juice... and...
whatever their dependency is
to don the straitjacket,
AK93 Sep 2016
I lost the rhythm, dropped the beat, choked the chords.

I think I'm slipping through,

cemented feet, on the corner, of responsibility street,

and romance avenue.

A famine of feats, a loss of belief, what else have you?

never a clue,
what not to do.
Jake Leader Mar 2013
Boodle bot tammel Tot.
Jim jam filmmel flannel loodle.
Bing bang **** bubble.
Rizzle spluot jaffer dollop, yarla meng toodle vim.

Smile. toddles.
the absurd is often so simple.
Mateuš Conrad Apr 2018
it was only supposed to have lasted
from the 22nd March till tomorrow,
the 19th of April...
               but looking at it,
I'll be spending an extra month in
this once, formerly, town with
a bright future, communist red,
where, once upon a time,
buildings that could house:
   2 x 10 x 4 = 80 families sprouted
out of thin air,
like steroid mushrooms after
the first rains of autumn...
              and the local team played
in the ekstraklasa...
    and this that and the other...
now... civitas emeritus...
town of pensioners and
niedobitków... the rest of rats
jumped ship...
          once around 17,000+
men employed in the steel works...
now? plenty of greenery,
the odd alcoholic teaching tango
and enough empty space and timeless
vacancy to fill up...
the ongoing retirement of 20 odd years
of my grandfather... 2ho's brain
is slowly being eaten away...
by, as he says, in the pospolity zór...
leń... no killer proteins just yet,
but something tells me being the last
person standing among your
friends, nuanced friends and
all the formality of acquiantences
can do the head in.
   small town, small business,
I don't even know if I can be bothered
to hit the road and head up to
Marienburg...
       honestly pains me, but I wish
a ******* termite would climb into
Sienkiewicz's krzyżacy...
the book is killing me...
   and even if I did make it to Marienburg,
i'd come back and still find
the grueling grill and the żelazna
                     dziewica
about
to poke my eyes out...
   classic, yes, pillar of
literary national pride, probably,
necessary export? in film alone...
    plus
   - I heard termites find paper like
some sort of Oriental delicacy equivalent
to man and the world and his
whorrish-glam Harrod's oysters...
   only Arabs and Harrod's and that
**** pile of glitter is like puke on canvas
by *******... a question of conneisours,
or car boot sale enthusiasts of Essex County.
- just one more month,
far far away, from the dirge of London,
and the subsequent outer suburban
    labyrinth of weeding out middles and clues
and classes in counting hairs on
the heads of brooms, contra: violin bows...
and never to my liking the spectacle
of spring on that ****** island...
cherry blossom so rare,
unlike that street in Bonn,
                               Spring on the continent
in general, not to mention the eyes
becoming more and more used
to the monochrome homogeneity...
with me, as the sole importer,
the sole Marco Polo who came from
a vicinity of the East End Caravan
with 'indu spices, and cooked the old
farts curry...
                           plus the intresting news
regarding an organisation, O.N.R.
                                  i never thought they might
exist, good to know that there are
exteme, fringe groups out there,
worthy contenders with the mainstream
mullets
...
                      and yes, Marienburg
will definitely continue to look better on
a postcard than in real life...
                                 a walk in fresh air,
a beer and sandwich an I'm off to the land
of Nod... dreaming of sleeping
and waking and finding something
between a stash of: pearls,
        eggs, silver eggs, silver gooey tadpoles,
silver-azure frog spawn...
      and then falling back to sleep in
my dream, and subsequently waking
to my grandfather nagging my grandfather...
which ends up with a cigarette
and a consolidatory piece of
mole mound cake for each of us...
       and the day is spent...
                I'd have to be daft not to "hide"
in this outpost, learning more and more
about the: kashubians, der pyry...
          hanysy (warsaw shlang für
scheiße, schlauß) / silesians...
     rzeszowskie rubieże...
      zór mazowsze (masovia)
                           krakusy i czystosze...  
and what about that cwaniak
warszawski, z prahi, ten... andrus?
swa-vo-merrh, piszem sławomir...
tak samo jak ten goalkeeper a t'
'amtem in crux: golkiper...
                          prosze bardzo, prosze prosze...
gramatycznie to raz,
                       a fonetycznie, to dwa.
I mean, why would I leave this outpost,
when there is absolutely no reason to
write any form of existential angst...
where I can be told:
born on the 15th of May,
          the day when Saint Sophia takes
to blooming lilac, when lilac wakes...
back in England you really have to scout
for spring, then again daffodils are not
trees... plus there's this missing natural
orchestral harmonium of successive waves
of some other botanical form finding
intrest, as if an reborn whisper of curiosity
and joy...
             which, your garden variety
of English... doesn't really tell you...
unless it's spring, you couldn't tell a difference
between it an soggy summer...
or for that matter, bland Victoria sponge.
but what I don't miss in the least is...
leeching drunk to the internet's blank pixel
slate...
           even I know that a sober poem
is sometimes required,
which doesn't exactly dissolve the otherwise
entrenched darting juxtapositions
and Dr. Braillesurf's stipend and in genral
streuenhirn...
        in general the Internet and fame,
based on two songs...
donkey's years since I last heard
   rizzle kicks' mama do the **** -
released in 2011, views 17+ millions...
don't ask me how an algorithm took me
to the other song...
  only heard it today
released in 2007... only heard it today...
panamore' misery business -
views?! 153+ millions, yes, that an extra
000 added to the first song...
           and still 11 years later...
     it's this sort of oddity that makes
me believe in the local government,
small cities and in genral the village life...
the neighbour and the gossip angst of
these people...
                 some say: at least they'll come
to the funeral...
                          looks like
I already found the string of planets
de Saint-Exupéry's Prince Petit visited...
and my own among them...
   good to know, that it's a small world
after all, and not some competition
to transmit a radio broadcast from
either the zenith of the Himalayas,
        or the nadir of the Marina Trench.
Travis Green Apr 2021
Boy, you’re poppin’ like a Popstar
You’re flexin’ like you just hit the jackpot
You got me heart cruisin’ through your harbor
I’m all up in your swag
I’m so ready to bag you
And skyrocket past the stars to Mars
Into your starry passion

Babe, you make my physique sizzle
On the rizzle, I’m slippin’, I’m trippin’
I’m hittin’ the bottle of Henny and Gin
I’m feelin’ hella faded, sedated like a hospital patient
Dreamin’ of spendin’ the nights with you
Ventin' freaky fantasies of what I would do to you

Wanna see you strip and swirl your hips
Wanna see your eyes and thighs up close
Need to feel you deeply
Lips to lips
Body to body
Don’t you wanna be naughty?
No time for tardiness
No time for hesitation  
When the gravitation to lovemakin'
Is making an amazin' entrance

We’re gonna be traveling in ecstasy
I’ma finesse your flesh
Taste your flavor and rise to greater depths
Have you all in the trap
While you searchin’ your map
To find my inner streams of sweetness
We’ll be on deck with the ***
Doing whatever and never endin'
Travis Green Jan 2022
I am so addicted to your body
I wanna get naughty
Rock to the beat
Feel the heat increase as we speak
Feel your irresistibly aggressive grip
Your **** lips drive me to places
I have never encountered before
You got that shine that’ so divine

I know I have won the lottery
When our bodies lock
When we getting it poppin
Never stopping, just straight sexing
You score a touchdown with your pound down
I can’t get off my mind
I wanna a V.I.P. spot
Where we can make this **** hot
Rocking the scene
With our astonishingly steamy ***

We are outta’ control
Going wild with the stroke game
Your fingertips glide on every perimeter of your masterpiece
Sweetly speaking passionate words in your ears
Rub your back and feel your muscles ripple
****, you make me sizzle
On the rizzle, you got me reciting verses
To Mary J Blige’s, song,  I Never Wanna Live Without You

Baby, I’m so sprung on you
On your splashy fashion
How you flash it so immaculately
Your bareness is bomb as ****
Your magnificently robust thighs and legs
Got me in a thousand dreamworlds
How you massage my head
Make it feel so ****
That I can’t manage to abandon you

You press your hands against my *******
And take advantage of the situation
I moan high and long
You take me home
You kiss and lick them
You make me so sedated
It’s like I will never awaken from this state
My legs shake
You take it all the way
It’s so unreal how you ace my essay
Travis Green Sep 2020
These resplendent and adventurous men
have done something to me that I can’t
seem to erase from my mind, how they
captivate me with their suave soul,
their fascinating and fine eyes,
their exhilarating eyebrows.

I get so lost in their penetrating
paradise, their glowing gazes
and expressions, their aggressive,
yet gentle chemistry, their defined
designs so sublime that I fall in love
with them all over again.  

I surrender to the power of men,
to their seductive slang terminology,
to their logical and complex thoughts,
their flourishing muscles a series
of intriguing scenes inviting me
into a vast galaxy of dazzling discoveries.

Men are full of warmth and wonder,
Oozing luscious hotness, so cool
and confident, sweeter than rich honey,
bright as the sunlight that overlooks
the immense and scenic landscape.  

I can taste the sumptuous smell of men
on my skin, so mouthwatering like
a dessert, bring me into their perfect curves
and angles, let my body be embroidered
with their mind-blowing swagger.

Let me bathe in the blissful blankets
of their manhood, spend the winter nights
tucked under the bed covers, reminiscing
about all kinds of **** men, how I can see
them so crystal-clear facing me, all semi-naked,
invigorating, and intoxicating, making me
sizzle for rizzle, making me crave their halo,

Their ecstatically seductive slow jam.  
They are so amazing like nature,
like a breath of the purest beats,
I can hear them so peacefully,
how they fill me with extraordinary
moments, how my eyes sparkle
in their poetic presence, how I can
never get enough of sexually attractive men.

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