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Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
I wanna be ridgey didge
I wanna party all night
But in the nice man way
Just like ridgey didge
I want to get down
I want to be apart of your life
I very rarely wanna get into strife
I wanna see if ridgey didge
Will become a mate to rely on
Through thick and thin
Even if I wasn’t in the mood
Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
I wanna get down with ridgey didge
And next week I wanna
Go on holiday with ridgey didge
And rock and roll
Rock and roll
Get up get up
And get wiggy to it
Get up and move your body
Swing your hips
Swing your hips
Get up get down
Move your party moves right now
Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
Get up get down with ridgey didge
And groove the groovy moves dude
martin Dec 2011
I'm Ridgey the rabbit shooter, that's who I am
I'll shoot your rabbits bang bang bang!
So if there's a problem give me a call
I'll shoot your rabbits but I'll not get 'em all
I'll tell you a story and keep you amused
But if you upset me no bounds what I'll do.

So if you're passing by one day
Be sure to stop and give us a wave
I'm usually here, lurking about
So if I see you I'll give you a shout
I'm Ridgey the rabbit shooter make no mistake
My talk is plain and my aim is straight.
Wrote this for a customer of mine in 2009, who sadly died recently. The family asked to read it at his funeral.
bea Apr 2018
i don't know how long it's been since i was thirteen years old- feels like a lifetime
maybe i am cicada child,
living 3 lives, dying too young too eggy
leaving my ridgey shell behind, hanging from a tree.
tan jacket, goes past my thighs
but i leave it wrinkled in the closet. maybe when it's summer, when bart trains switch with buses in the back of my head
and my phone is a soft playlist of names i don't recognize.
it is late but i am not sad anymore.
sometime this year the salt dissolved from my arms and the bitter coating fell away from my lungs.
i am in my second life, eating other bugs
waiting for summer
written 3.11.18 i found this in my history binder
i was in a good place here still struggling but ive moved on now i thnk. its been weird lately i wna do more growing but ive found myself in the mud so often these months

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