Baa Humbug to the world this day
Its stupid time of year
See madness in the peoples eyes
All rushing face the fear

So what its Christmas soon I say
Baa Humbug to you all
Your mad and crazy for the trick
It almost makes me crawl

Yes Santa go and swing ya pants
And stuff ya stupid tree
Pine needles still in June my ***
They hurt my lickl'e feet

A present yeah some socks a pair
Oh thanks I'm really chuffed ..
Sent smelly stuff from who I care
Yes great I smell of farts

I look like I'm all bothered
I really want all this
Cant do with all the hassle
With my cookings crap as hell

Baa Humbug to this time of year
I hate it all the time
When Reli's turn up Christmas cheer
And drink all of me wine
Sod the fact that that's all gone
Won't see them for a year

So Santa sling ya hook again
go find some others pies
Cos mine are staying right in here
..................................
Baa Humbug be the time

I sometimes wonder..
Don't hate me guys or think I'm gay
I am jus a guy like u,I'm a lover
But don't u sometimes reli wonder
What did women ever do to suffer this much?
We cheat on them
We beat them
Call them names
Its them we blame
Yeah you both had fun when you were at your place
But why must she be the one who carries a child on her womb for 9 consecutive months?
And you..
What do u carry?
Just your pride?
And then u expect them to say God is good
F#@k that!
Yes Eve was tricked in the Garden of Eden
To take a bite
But the first time you wanted a woman to take her ******* off for you,didn't she say "No!"?
She did,
So as Eve.
That's what she said when the serpent tricked her,she got tempted,but stil said no,until it forced her.
So a man temps and gets away with his sin
God is taking sides right now
Don't you think sister?
You still have to get your period pains every month?
Now tell me what do men get every month?
Nothing..they just go out and drink cold beers
Colder than their hearts
If I was God..I was gona make men fall pregnant,make men ******* every month and oh give them that feeling of being insecure
To all women out there
I thank you:)
To me,you so **** special
This crazy planet is nothing without you
Your second name is "Strong"

I was walking and talking,alone,busy texting on my phone,until I got stopped by this random guy,I thought he wanted to rob me until he said "can I ask you something?"..if you could hear the sound of my heart beating like the drums beaten by a crazy rock star not far jus next to you,never the less I said yes you can..he asked me "can you please define the word Mother,for me"..I had a picture of my mom inside my mind that I couldn't hide I said ay..ahhm..ok,its a women,a she,the person who delivers,the one who cares and shares bed stories and laughter,the one who carried you and me for nine months.And I stoped,when I blinked,and he was gone..and I was left with the word MOTHER..it got me thinking,maybe it is time for me to thank my mother for raising me till now,with no father.so I went home with a smile on my face :) I was just going to tell my mom how much I love her and thank her for everything,but when I got home my granny was crying,my lil brother laying,I was still smilling.I asked my self 'what's happening?',granny asked me nicely to sit down..I did,nd I asked her where's my mother,she replied with her deep voice "with God..with God..with God"..tear drops started falling from my beautiful brown eyes wich I took from my mom..and granny said she left u a note..she gave it to me but before I opened it she said let's pray,by the time she was sayn "lord almighty"..it only got to me that she's reli gone..while she was praying I opened it..it was written..Dear:Akhona I love you..the paper was damp of her tears..that was only wat she wrote..if u still have a mother,nor a father..tell them you love them before its too late,thank them before it gets so late,don't hate but love,don't fake ur love..I love u

Love Akhona

Okay,
so pour me another and say that again?
Billions of people believe in a myth
A tale
A story
A fear to make them scared and tense
A belief with no actual evidence
A God so different to everybody else, starting war without sitting on the fence
And you want me to believe this?
Okay,
Pour me another and say that again...

JJB