Oh woe is me
Doth hadn't passeth thine recitement of what hath been assigned
Thou proves a snag in thine's plans and shall prove to be most inconvenient to a later date
Ah,
Perhaps twas for the best
Alas,
Objets of a peculiar matter often do occur
This is a joke poem about the test that I failed like 20 minutes ago but written in Old English because why not