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I took this ******* a date to the Purple Pakora,
Lil did I know how much this girl would order,
I met her on tinder-loo, she orderd a vinderloo madras and a korma
What the actual tandoori duck ??  how many animals does this ***** wanna slaughter?  
  
I'm already thinking **** how much they gonna charge me,  
When she puts  an order in for another 12 oinion bhaji  

I could stop what was going on,  
Next thing I know she wants a side order of poppadom with extra ******* yogurt on  

Then she looks me in the eye an says " shall we get a starter coz I absolutely love a chiken tika masala  

Holy ****,,,,, ****,,,, god dam!!!  
Now to wants to try each different  flavor of naan

10 cocktails that didn't even touch the ******* coaster,
Then she goes " I'm on a diet. So I'll just have 1 vegetable samosa
  
Burn a hole in my pocket the size of the equator,  
And she didn't forget to tell me to tip the ****** waiter

After we left this girl wants to party
She goes I'll come with you if you get some charlie

All I got to eat was her sunbed barbecued punnani,  and that ******* tasted like a gone off seafood biriani,,

BEWARE!!!!
Aiyo I lay spells like my ***** Marley bars hardly ever weak once a master speak fools lose peak
Once I reach the pinnacle I a miracle flows so subliminal smooth criminal like Mike say I'm wrong? When ya know **** well I'm right fly as kite takin' heavens heights entice fright
See my careers excite an enemies fight so none can't shake me or break me cold with the cannons meaner than banner incredible with the hulk once I get a whiff of green mash things turn em into death siblings earned ya angel wings afterworld sings
Welcome to another phase where you see my name for days huh quoted in ****** like a scriptures snapped on ya memory picture so ya won't forget tha
Coldest brother to hold the microphone raised outta my coffin throne came from King Tuts Mother's Gut so what?
The **** ya wanna do I'll battle you and ya crew get you gassed like a Jew nuttier than a cashew got more trade offs than Vincent Askew bash you til ya face turn midnight blue still holding on strong spark up the **** mind goes on feel my flowin' marathon with no breaks spikin' heart rates with my rhythmic earthquakes it's a chaos in the make uhh..

Once inhale my power I'll devour like Rogue I'll shower ya brain til ya completely drained tougher than a coffee stains it's Yosef increasing the **** pains worse than mid aged ******* migraine sinister with the Cain as long as I'm able broke the sable of the cables that try to label me in this stupid society but my pyschology of ology to powerful g so some how they gotta bow to the uncrowned child destiny reachin' for the status of a King emeritus bars is golden touch makin' clutch
Like Horry critics bore me **** other rappers stories who can't out soar me?
Once I spread my vicious mentality over a beat a grit with telekinesis wit the hardest to spit in the pit my flows kin to a tsunami  wet hoes punnani shinnin' like liverachi carbon copies try to lock me but can't see me at the t-o-p
Top of the pyramid ya dig pop wigs like corks to wine bottles guns half throttle tryna sell ya out like lotto rowdy as Rallo Soo many wanna follow
The leader might become Ebenezer for past in the present but no futures
Ghost from other realms comin' to boost ya
Energy time for you exit the physical plantation off into a Black nation victimized of a Black Jason no times to be wastin' foes blood tastin'
Even in the afterlife I'll still be chasin' ya soul til it's becomes a mural painting
Yeah so I need a girl so I can rock her world
Lace her with the best diamonds and pearls
Let's intertwine talk relations over dines
Cuz I'm in love with you gotta stay true
Real to my heart can't let us fall apart
As I'm stickin' to your minds like darts
I'm ya Rudy Valentino tryna be yours til the end of time
Pass infinite and if you got enemies
They my enemies so no need to cop pleas
Cuz I'll bust at em for ya for free feel me?
Give you this gangsta passion while time passin'
Wastin' our beautiful lives I like they way ya smile
Like Janice got **** it how many times
Do I gotta say it I'm bounded by ya love
Drug stuck on me without a syringe
Fakes only pretend real love never bends
Like Boys II Men tryna find a road doesn't end
Light sixteen candles with my hands on ya love handles
Slowly reminscin' penetratin' your minds and kissing
Ya intellect with my vicious telekinesis
Hittin' all six of ya senses so don't be relentless
I just need a girl....

Now that I set my proposition bust at the hataz commission
Mad cuz they ain't hittin' fools dissin'
Me cuz I got your love first far from in a thirst
I just claim what's mine no competition cuz I'm
The coldest with the flows ya knows
I penetrate rhymes to ya mind and
out ya earlobes
From my abode and around the globe I glow
Womens punnani sparkin' their Kundalini
Energy who spit it better than thee my rhyme s
Flawless leavin' enemies jawless check my prowess
I was always a love interest check the survey from variety of women  
They know I'm above like Luther cuz I know the instinctive power of love
Until then I need a girl....
Check it once the mic touches my hand
Begins damage from the clan got ****
Man I gotta stay throwed showing elbows
Pokin' off the 44's of the caddy vogues I suppose
Ya know how the game goes hoes chose
Leave em on their toes expose ya know
I be a ***** jedi deaden ya third eye
So why try takin' all the lies I'm tied improvise
Through a thousand eyes I'm seeing haters
In a distance mad at my money stance
And I don't dance in the ring of fire burning desires ?
Naw never too clever but I'll endeavor
Over my enemies see me brain flowin'
Like the wind it's breezy sippin' syrup with the Hennessy
Aggressive as Bundy can't none swang like me
On the three see the tires rolling and chirping
Spark up a blunt again to take on the sins of men
And women my provisions is gunning
With out ammunition switching position
So I can hit it right on the track the man in black  
Set to attack villian and all that
We hate loose chit chat
Forgive the lost and the wicked stickin' chickens
In the kitchen now my palms itching
Money wishing still ******* off haters foes
To hoes and bros quick to unleash the four four
Mad cuz they flows ain't ******* feelin' like Shakur
Me against the world with all eyes on me
Can ya feel me? Wreckin' shop mayne it don't stop
Creme of the crop sittin' at the
Top
Like a mob boss since others is lost they get tossed
Welcome to the land of milk and honey
Ain't nothing funny but I dug a Patty
That was phatti punnani gave me energy
Mayne and I'm a keep it going raw skills showing
Hurricane mental just blowing
Stronger the grip the more I make em crip-
-ples open ya temples feel no sentimental
To enemies chilling below six feet ya go
And it ain't for show stuck at the gates
Of hells fate release the demons
From my pate
Got more doggs than Nate that's quick to regulate
Guns bust now you in a crate for God's sakes
Stake snakes who know they fake as I rake
And take money's in bundle used to be humble
Now I charge money longer than the hairs
Of Repunzels
Art of a poet I know it see me show it blow it
Weeds snowed it with my sisters and brothers
Undercover lovers to single mothers no others
Lay pipe strong as the black iron dolemite
Mean but polite with the flows standing like flagpoles
Southern victory similiar to Ol' hickory
Miss the assassination against me
Can't catch me im the real Makaveli
No seven day theory hear me fear me
Vigorous Napoleon cap more than donna
Love womens with the legs of Jane Fonda way under
The seas breeze my mind catches a tease sneeze
Make the whole world freeze welcome to emerald City
Wizardry Dr Suess rudimentary
No elementary bars allowed starcloud
Catch the dust i trust inhale exhale compel
Ya thoughts unspoken choking locin'
Like Tony Soprano rap mafiaso make Fiasco's
My brothers pimpin easily far from skimpy
Chillin' wheres the hustlers be Killin' bees
Laying in honey like Doug but far from funny
Patti had a fatti punnani beat it smoothly
I made the **** of the year have no fear
Words sharp as an African spear adhere
To the rhymes ya cluing gluing shewing
Haters back in the line you aint divine
Pens a quill to a porcupine damagin' spines
Made ya spike one the goal line as I incline
Game is mine clutch time feel these enzymes
Busta rhymes dangerous as notorious gorgeous
With flows ugly face but who cares those
Naw **** that keep the gat tucked in the back
Blast a cat see them nine lives ya won't get back
Eight zeros standing behind ones a falling son
Similar to lucifer's kingdom broke the ransom

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