I took this ******* a date to the Purple Pakora,
Lil did I know how much this girl would order,
I met her on tinder-loo, she orderd a vinderloo madras and a korma
What the actual tandoori duck ??  how many animals does this ***** wanna slaughter?  
  
I'm already thinking **** how much they gonna charge me,  
When she puts  an order in for another 12 oinion bhaji  

I could stop what was going on,  
Next thing I know she wants a side order of poppadom with extra ******* yogurt on  

Then she looks me in the eye an says " shall we get a starter coz I absolutely love a chiken tika masala  

Holy ****,,,,, ****,,,, god dam!!!  
Now to wants to try each different  flavor of naan

10 cocktails that didn't even touch the ******* coaster,
Then she goes " I'm on a diet. So I'll just have 1 vegetable samosa
  
Burn a hole in my pocket the size of the equator,  
And she didn't forget to tell me to tip the ****** waiter

After we left this girl wants to party
She goes I'll come with you if you get some charlie

All I got to eat was her sunbed barbecued punnani,  and that ******* tasted like a gone off seafood biriani,,

BEWARE!!!!

When the bubble bursts and the sewers puke up your worst nightmares,
do you think it'll get many likes or shares on Facebook?

We are being lied to by them in the know and you know who they are,
which doesn't mean you're in the know it just means that you know and they know you know so watch how you go, even scientists have been found unscientifically dead, by suicide is what I read, but I don't believe it (that puts me on the hit list)

Anyway
they don't do away with the elderly, they just wait until they're 'late' and blame it on natural causes.

but we'll all be murdered in our beds by the monsters engineered inside our heads (have you noticed how weird your dreams have become?)

Tonight I'll try a popper..oops I mean poppadom with some curry on
and wait for the bubble to burst.