the ******* cops are ******* keen
to ******* keep it ******* clean
the ******* chief's a ******* swine
who ******* draws a ******* line
at ******* fun and ******* games
the ******* kids he ******* blames
are nowehere to be ******* found
anywhere in chicken town
the ******* scene is ******* sad
the ******* news is ******* bad
the ******* **** is ******* turf
the ******* speed is ******* surf
the ******* folks are ******* daft
don't make me ******* laugh
it ******* hurts to look around
everywhere in chicken town
the ******* train is ******* late
you ******* wait you ******* wait
you're ******* lost and ******* found
stuck in ******* chicken town
the ******* view is ******* vile
for ******* miles and ******* miles
the ******* babies ******* cry
the ******* flowers ******* die
the ******* food is ******* muck
the ******* drains are ******* ******
the colour scheme is ******* brown
everywhere in chicken town
the ******* pubs are ******* dull
the ******* clubs are ******* full
of ******* girls and ******* guys
with ******* ****** in their eyes
a ******* bloke is ******* stabbed
waiting for a ******* cab
you ******* stay at ******* home
the ******* neighbors ******* moan
keep the ******* racket down
this is ******* chicken town
the ******* train is ******* late
you ******* wait you ******* wait
you're ******* lost and ******* found
stuck in ******* chicken town
the ******* pies are ******* old
the ******* chips are ******* cold
the ******* beer is ******* flat
the ******* flats have ******* rats
the ******* clocks are ******* wrong
the ******* days are ******* long
it ******* gets you ******* down
evidently chicken town