Lawrence Hall
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What I Learned at Breakfast this Morning, Mannnnn!
A café’ scene for one flat, nasal, abrasive, loud Voice and any number of Bobbing Heads:
V:
I’VE GOT A MASK WITH JOE BIDEN ON IT, MAN!
‘CAUSE THEY BOTH AIN’T NO GOOD FOR NOTHIN’!
(Heads bob)
V:
THE ‘TTORNEY GENERAL OF TEXAS SAYS HE’S GON’ SUE
ANY STORE THAT REQUIRES MASKS, MAN, YEAH, MAN!
(Heads bob)
V:
THEY GON’ TRY THAT SOCIALISM ON US, MAN
AN’ YOU KNOW THAT AIN’T NEVER WORKED, MAN!
(Heads bob)
V:
I AIN’T TAKIN’ THAT *IN’ SHOT, MAN, NO
THAT’S JUST THE FLU AND SOCIALISM!
(Heads bob)
V:
I’D LIKE TO SEE TH’ SUM B TRY TO MAKE ME
WEAR NO IN’ MASK, MAN, YEAH, MAN, MAN!
(Heads bob)
V:
THESE HERE PUBLIC SCHOOLS NEED TO BEAT THEM KIDS
‘CAUSE THAT’S IN TH’ BIBLE AND I AIN’T-A GONNA HAVE NONE OF THIS COMMUNIST MOHAMMEDAN LGBT * TAUGHT TO MY KIDS NOSSIR THEY JUST NEED TO LEARN. TO. CODE. AND SHOOT AND BUTCHER A HOG SO THEY CAN SURVIVE THE TIME OF TRIBULATION THAT’S COMIN’ AND * ANYONE WHO SAYS IT AIN’T BY GOD ‘CAUSE IF IT’S AIN’T IN THE BIBLE I WON’T HAVE IT IN THE HOUSE AND WE DON’T NEED ALL THIS HEATIN’ AND AIR-CONDITIONIN’ ‘CAUSE GOD MADE THE AIR THE WAY IT IS AND WE JUST NEED TO TAKE IT THE WAY IT IS INSTEAD OF MAKING THIS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT * MAN…
(Heads continue to bob as curtain falls)
"Would you like some more coffee, sir?"
"Just the check, please."
