Gently she tilted her Irish green hair band on her hazelnut main of hair.
The cheeky smile that hid a tail worthy of a lepricorn seemed fair.
Enough banter in the mirror of course if she had been a horse...
she would ride west with wind in hair.
Like a maiden in search of a secret. Robin the rich and giving to her own poor.
No ***** would cross a shore without a bravado of men all hooded like a gang from the Moor.
Of England she would claim her title, dressed as a maiden from Dublin whose happy to hitch.
Finn as air up here in the Alps of a distinct land,
home to a handful of rich.
Perfect pray for little red riding ***** and her gang of blood thirsty ******.

I know a lepricorn named Somhairle
He whisles a daft irish song
And I thought I'd name my son after him
thought hed grow up short but god I was wrong

He sings the irish rover while strumming
The rythmn and blues
I told him if he was a good lad
He could pay for me to go on a cruise

He starts a new job next friday
Down at dockerty doos
He cant ****** play violin
But he sure can down lots of the *****

C’mon let’s celebrate st patricks. Day
The day we dress in green and drink Guinness
We also do some Irish dancing
Party all day long
C’mon let’s celebrate st patricks day
Where the kids go out and play play play
Put green icing on a doughnut
Dress up as a lepricorn
Looking like a famous Patrick
Like in dublins fair city
Every girl are pretty
I first put my eyes on sweet molly Malone
And the lepricorns are saying
Dress him in stone
Go to your balcony
Grab your garden gnome
And paint it the colour you will want to have
Garden gnomes have beards all dressed in white
Or occasionally with rubber thongs
They can carry a *** of gold
To put under the rainbow
And if you open it the gold will be yours
Sometimes it is hard
To look at a gnome
Because they look like your great great grandfather
He is married to an Irish settler
Who cooks dinner for the humble tribe
One man was singing sea shanty’s to make us happy
And songs that sound like Aussie rules themes
Happy happy happy saint patricks day
Dress in green, pants, shirt, and hat
Look like a lepricorn
On this hap hap happy saint patricks day
Oh yeah the Irish