of pre-recordings asking me
to STOP WHAT I'M DOING to hear
some uber-important message
like I owe some cookie-cut IVR fuckbot
my undivided attention, like whoooaa
HOLD. UP. let me sit-the-****-down
with a hot spot o' tea, bobber nodding
do tell, do tell... mmm, you don't say?!

you've got to be ******* me
how the **** these went through
an actual marketing department
not manned by evil narcissist toolfucks

oh, wait...

I hate spellings!

 These words I'm told to learn which have no meaning

What is the point, they really are too hard!

They are not just simple words like run and can

But complex difficult words

Why me, what ever did I do to deserve this

These spellings really are the worst thing ever

 Where is the help I need!


Wait! I'm starting to see things differently

The words can be made  easier if you break them down

So let's have a go

First there is the punch sound and then the tual 

Wow  I'm starting to see  how this spelling lark works

How breaking the word into two and sounding them separately

Suddenly makes remembering them easier to know

Ivr got it punctual now I can spell this word I'm on a roll

With a little patience I can learn my spellings yeah!