Although ive never seen
An intoxicated newt
Or been aware
Of one being inebriatedly cute
Doesn't mean, they don't exist
A drunken newt, getting ******
I dread to think, what may of passed
If instead, they got rat-arsed!
by Jemia
in UK, euphemisms for over indulgence in alcohol, 'under the affluence, of incahol!
