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Allen Page Feb 2015
Jinx! You owe me a haggis!
Sheep! Sheep! Sheep boing!
I tried to connect the two.
I am glad that someone loves my discursive stuff.
I feel thrilled that someone validates me.

Tell me why again? Why why why not?
Did you mention socks? Why?
You’re a sock! Your face is a sock!
A pair of socks! I laugh!
You didn’t anticipate that one, did you?

I will nevar stop. Nevar.
Yes. An alternate spelling.
Hehehehehehe.
Be bold.  Be bold like Leeroy Jenkins.
Yas. Chicken music. Yas.

He was brave, he led the charge.
On monkeys and elders, what was our conclusion?
Monkeys are silly, elders are catnip.
I am silly.  This poem is silly.
Hehe. You know what I’m about to say next.

We must keep it a secret.
Sheep! Sheep boing!
Figure out what that pakis-ectomy is.
Yeah? Yeah? Well, you’re a pakis.
I guess that Wyatt Cenac
said it best:
I have to fool you.  I am fooling you.

Aeneas, Cooper, Pedro, and Boo.
They are all amicable with each other.
Pakis derives from an Ancient Greek root meaning "peace".
Dada Olowo Eyo Jan 2015
Hahahahaha! They say collect the money,
But vote your conscience, what conscience?!
In the land of poverty and honey,
Hehehehehehe! What conscience?
That One Guy May 2014
Everything from the top
Of your head
To the bottom
Of your feet
Is beautiful
I look at your face
And I see true beauty

You can't say you
Are not cute
When even just looking
At your face makes me blush

I love everything about you
Your face
Your smile
Your lips;
Your grace
Your style
Your hips

Hehehehehehe
Sorry I had to add that in there

Even the way
You talk
And the way you think
Is cute

You are so cute
And so beautiful
Do not try to tell me
Otherwise
Because I will not listen
Jindomess May 2014
Everything from the top
Of your head
To the bottom
Of your feet
Is beautiful
I look at your face
And I see true beauty

You can't say you
Are not cute
When even just looking
At your face makes me blush

I love everything about you
Your face
Your smile
Your lips;
Your grace
Your style
Your hips

Hehehehehehe
Sorry I had to add that in there

Even the way
You talk
And the way you think
Is cute

You are so cute
And so beautiful
Do not try to tell me
Otherwise
Because I will not listen

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