she lit her
co-
       ffee

on fire because her lips were stained
with cheap cheat and
ci-
      garettes

and
lies

and her mouth burned

o
   f
      f.                  

Oops.
The poor fool.

C(i)ffee Beans are the
same shape as vaginas,
the reason why we men
wake up with erections.


Ps.

Tea drinkers need ******.

My girlfriend has
often wondered
why I have never
been tempted by
her endearments,
[in preference to
 morning c(¡)ffee]
But, she prefers to
drink toasted milk!